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I'm tired, tired. He'd never done that better love before, before. He'd want everyone else got lost in quiet by the river.

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Seeking for more, of course, he'd been better. He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. What he saw was different, he should have gone to bed, but instead he took her out for the rest.

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I'm tired, tired. He'd never done that love before. He was singing. He'd be there early or two.

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It was number 7, and it happened.

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I like a bird with his feet through the window.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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I'm Karl Lachuy, I'm 23 years old. I live in Paris. I'm Belgian.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Creamed in what sense?

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Creamed.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Creamed.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Creamed.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Creamed.

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Creamed in what's ands.

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How's it going guys?

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Conor Williams here.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Former senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Now full time.

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Creamed.

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Mercedes extraordinaire.

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International playboy.

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Creamed.

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Meteorologist.

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And now COVID extraordinaire too.

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Creamed.

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I've got a gang of masks.

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Creamed.

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They're on the ship.

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They're on a ship now that has just left the Far East.

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Which hopefully won't contain any viral virilicity.

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I'm hoping that the container full of these masks will have been hosed down with some kind of detergent.

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Some kind of antiseptic.

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I'm definitely gonna give it a spray down with some flash.

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And maybe even a bit of bleach too.

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Or even some psyllid bang.

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Which actually does remove a lot of grime scale mold and mildew.

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Not sure if it would be able to remove.

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The glasses are getting a bit steamier.

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Not sure it'd be able to kill off the coronavirus.

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But look lads and lasses.

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Because the coronavirus is now in Ireland.

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It made landfall up north.

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And it's coming down south.

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So you need to get masked up.

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Everybody needs to get fucking masked up.

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It's just the way it is.

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Thanks very much for tuning in here.

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Someone's saying that the facial hair is ruining the mask.

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I don't know about that.

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Thanks very much for tuning in.

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It's a scary situation.

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I was just speaking to the Coronas.

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Danny from the Coronas says it's a testing time.

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They've been working on a brand new Corona theme song for the past two nights.

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Solid.

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They haven't slept.

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He says he feels a little bit woozy.

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I said did he get checked out.

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Because it could actually.

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Could be a case that Danny.

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I hope not.

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Fucking home not down if you're watching.

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I know you are.

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The COVID-19 outbreak hasn't reached yourself yet either.

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Let's have a quick look here at the Euronews.

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Just before we trot along here.

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As you can see.

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The COVID outbreak is being covered.

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Big time.

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This country is facing an epidemic.

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And Italy remains an epicenter of the outbreak in Europe.

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With at least 650 people infected there.

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And 17 dead.

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Jesus Christ.

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With hundreds of cases reported.

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Northern Italy is ground zero for Europe's coronavirus crisis.

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I was telling you.

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I was telling you.

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The Italians.

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I broke.

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I broke the story last week.

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That's where it was going to be.

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That's where it was going to be happening.

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Because there's so many people coming in and out of Italy.

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You don't know.

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You just don't know how it's happened.

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And now it's the epicenter of the European outbreak.

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Monad.

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Monad.

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Is in Tenerife at the moment.

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He's in a quarantine hotel.

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And he says it's shit.

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And that all the staff are not treating him as nicely as the day before when there wasn't a quarantine outbreak.

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Our hearts.

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Zone.

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Zone baby.

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If you're watching man.

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Our hearts go out to you.

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We love you.

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We're sending.

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We're sending big love.

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Big love.

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And positive vibes.

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Your way.

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And we want you to get better soon.

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But.

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Big time.

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Showbiztits.ie.

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Thanks very much for your kind hearted tip.

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That's really nice of you.

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And.

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Remember.

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Please get yourself a mask.

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We don't want any of this.

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This.

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This.

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Nasty business.

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Which is doing.

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Doing its rounds.

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Doing its.

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It's.

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It's.

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It's.

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It's.

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It thinks it can have its wicked way.

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With Ireland.

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Fill about your craze.

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Thanks very much.

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The thing about the coronavirus.

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Yeah.

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Let me tell you something about the coronavirus.

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coronavirus. This, this, I'm not even going to say it. I was going to, I was going to call

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it something a bit nasty there. Anaconda G. Thanks so much, Anaconda G. Thanks so much,

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Anaconda G. The thing about that coronavirus, yeah, it thinks it can have its wicked way

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with Ireland. And T22BC, thanks so much, buddy. It thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland.

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If it thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland, it thinks it can have its wicked way with me.

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It's not going to happen. Why? Because Konzo William Adas comes prepared.

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And this, combined with this, combined with that, you can hardly see it.

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And then the PS, the PS to resist odds.

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It's pure springtime, baby.

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This is all you need.

277
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,500
This is all you'll ever need.

278
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,400
If you want to get past that C-Virus,

279
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,060
sand pellet up, man. Sand pellet up.

280
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:13,260
See days pass me by now I cry. Thanks so much for your kind hearted tip.

281
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,720
Generous donation.

282
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,440
But you're a generous bunch.

283
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,380
You're a bloody generous bunch.

284
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:26,680
I was saying this the other day when I was getting a panini in Dunybrook Fair.

285
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:34,760
And I was telling the staff behind the deli counter how much of a generous bunch you are.

286
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,840
But she wasn't interested.

287
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:42,560
She took one look at me after I told them that.

288
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,200
And she said,

289
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,620
Do you want mayonnaise or butter?

290
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,360
Just goes to show you that you could be doing some really good work out there.

291
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,320
And then there's other people that are not appreciating it.

292
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,320
But fuck it.

293
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,000
Forget about the coronavirus.

294
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:06,760
Let's put some trophies in the cabinet, yeah?

295
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,680
Because that's what this is about.

296
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,680
Don't care if you're Chinese.

297
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,520
If you're Korean.

298
00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:15,760
If you're Italian.

299
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,000
If you've got the corona.

300
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,520
If you've got the C-Virus.

301
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,500
You're welcome here.

302
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,220
Just keep the sneezing to a minimum.

303
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,260
Keep your fluids in a tissue.

304
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,220
Bin that.

305
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,420
And get rid of the bag.

306
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:32,800
Burn the bag.

307
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:35,780
Okay?

308
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,880
I took my bag of tissues.

309
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,640
And I stuck it in the boot.

310
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,320
The back of...

311
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,460
I stuck it in the arse of that AMG you're just after seeing.

312
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,920
That was the Dashford Castle.

313
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,120
And this is some live action footage of me.

314
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,200
Yesterday.

315
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,740
Driving with the COVID-19.

316
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,500
Soiled tissues.

317
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,360
We don't know they were COVID.

318
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,940
But they were soiled.

319
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,420
Driving with the tissues.

320
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,020
And I drove that fucking AMG to the mountains.

321
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,360
I parked up here.

322
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,600
Just for a little look.

323
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,880
Just to see what was going on.

324
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,440
Just to make sure I wasn't being tailgated.

325
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,880
By any besmirchment masters.

326
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:29,100
And then I drove it into an underground car park like that.

327
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,220
Started getting a bit worried.

328
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,580
Started to get a little bit worried.

329
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:35,740
Wasn't anything.

330
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,180
Realized it was just my mind playing tricks on me.

331
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,840
Joe McDermott.

332
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:42,840
Joe McDermott.

333
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:43,920
Thanks so much buddy.

334
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,180
And I parked up.

335
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,600
And then here we go.

336
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:50,960
This is where I landed.

337
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,980
This is where I ended up after.

338
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,360
Parked it up there in front of Mount Fuji.

339
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,900
Enjoy your time in the mountains.

340
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,300
I tossed the bag.

341
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:02,760
I'm not proud of it.

342
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,000
Zonad drinks Corona with lime.

343
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:07,780
Thank you so much.

344
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,320
I'm not proud of it.

345
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:09,920
But I threw.

346
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,320
I did some fly tipping.

347
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,200
I threw the bag full of soiled tissues.

348
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,560
Over the mountaintop.

349
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,800
Into that Japanese lake.

350
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,820
And then I just drove.

351
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,540
I drove over to this cliff here.

352
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,160
And had a good.

353
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,780
A good scream.

354
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,140
A good cry.

355
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,140
And I just checked social media.

356
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,440
See what was going on.

357
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,540
I started to get worried as well.

358
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:38,980
Because.

359
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:40,860
There was something.

360
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,500
Simon Harris had tweeted.

361
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:43,700
Simply.

362
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,560
We are fucked.

363
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,340
And with a picture.

364
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,740
With a picture of his face.

365
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:52,280
Like that.

366
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,060
Somebody actually said the other day.

367
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,240
I don't know where I read it there.

368
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,620
It looks like Simon Harris.

369
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,260
He always has an expression on his face.

370
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,480
As if.

371
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,840
As if he can smell a fart in the room.

372
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,160
Or something.

373
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,940
I'll leave that one.

374
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,620
I'll leave that for you to decide.

375
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:26,980
Gridrain.

376
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:27,720
Thanks so much.

377
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,100
You say.

378
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,900
Alcohol is a fantastic disinfectant.

379
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:32,260
Well.

380
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,180
I'll.

381
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,040
I'll definitely get on to that.

382
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:37,280
I mean.

383
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:37,920
Maybe you could.

384
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,380
You could even just use some.

385
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:42,800
Some of that.

386
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:43,480
What is it?

387
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,480
Methylated spirits.

388
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:44,880
But I mean.

389
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:45,780
You can't get that.

390
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:45,920
And.

391
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,940
You can't buy methylated spirits.

392
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,300
Without having to sign a ledger.

393
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,360
In the chemist anymore.

394
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,680
Which is a real shame.

395
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,340
My Corona.

396
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,240
Thank you very much.

397
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,180
Because I had some stainless steel.

398
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,700
I wanted to clean the other day.

399
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:58,780
Turns out.

400
00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,520
I had to go through.

401
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,100
The fucking Spanish Inquisition.

402
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,360
Just to get a bit of methylated spirits.

403
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,180
You thought I was going neck in that.

404
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:05,460
And I said.

405
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:05,720
Look.

406
00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,040
Do I look like the kind of guy.

407
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:07,440
Who gets.

408
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,600
Hooched up on meth.

409
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:11,840
John Wilson.

410
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,600
Thanks so much.

411
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,460
She didn't know what to say that.

412
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:14,980
The chemist.

413
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:15,820
And.

414
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,080
I said.

415
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:17,080
I said.

416
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:17,320
Look.

417
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:17,840
I'm not.

418
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,360
By the way.

419
00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:19,080
I'm Connor Williams.

420
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:19,820
Nice to meet you.

421
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,220
I shook the hand.

422
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,900
Gave her a business card.

423
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:24,320
And.

424
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,120
Smiling coolly.

425
00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:26,940
Walked out.

426
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,600
Nose beers.

427
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:30,600
Nose beers.

428
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,280
Thanks so much.

429
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,100
Smiling coolly.

430
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:32,680
Walked out.

431
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,180
And just said.

432
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:33,460
Listen.

433
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,960
I'll see you later again.

434
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:35,380
Yeah.

435
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,900
She was very nonplussed.

436
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,100
But she'll know me the next time I come back in.

437
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:40,320
You know.

438
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,740
There could be a discount or something.

439
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,860
Hopefully you're getting on well guys.

440
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,600
This is COVID-19.

441
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,240
The stream.

442
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,040
Alyoski.

443
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,560
Thank you very much for that.

444
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,680
You absolute.

445
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,860
King of the wing.

446
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,400
Now let's have a look here.

447
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,740
What are we going for today?

448
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,400
What are we going for today?

449
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,120
It's nice.

450
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,460
It's actually nice to stroke the mask like this.

451
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:12,860
This feels good.

452
00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:15,460
Philip.

453
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,400
Thank you very much.

454
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:16,680
Philip.

455
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,000
The mask don't keep out viral particulates.

456
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,360
Thanks for fighting the good fight though.

457
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,440
Hope you got enough rations.

458
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:26,480
Yeah.

459
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:26,880
There's some.

460
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,640
We've got some falafel.

461
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,220
Some spinach in the fridge.

462
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,260
Thank you very much.

463
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:33,840
Schlarkin.

464
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,320
Josie Abedici.

465
00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:38,400
Who runs the slutty vegan.

466
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,960
She's coming by later on with the truck.

467
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,760
She's got a dump truck.

468
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,980
Full of vegan treats.

469
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,120
Which she's going to leave in my shed.

470
00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,540
I don't know how long they'll last.

471
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,120
But I mean.

472
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,940
What can you do?

473
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:51,540
It's great.

474
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:52,820
It's great to have the.

475
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,260
The French.

476
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:54,960
The French.

477
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,820
In the right places.

478
00:22:57,820 --> 00:22:58,660
COVID-19.

479
00:22:58,860 --> 00:22:59,940
Thank you very much buddy.

480
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,360
GT League.

481
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,000
Here we go.

482
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,040
Here we go.

483
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,000
How are you goosing anyway.

484
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,520
How are you getting on.

485
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:12,340
Yeah.

486
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:13,500
It's great.

487
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,200
It's great to have you back.

488
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,100
It's great to have you back.

489
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:17,240
You.

490
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,640
Look at you there.

491
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,520
Hopefully you're goosing good.

492
00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,380
What were we at last week?

493
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:29,600
It was the FR Troph.

494
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,480
FR Challenge.

495
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:35,260
I did absolute damage there.

496
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,520
And got golds and everything.

497
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,300
I think.

498
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,900
And now it's the Mazda Cup.

499
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:41,740
I believe.

500
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,200
But do we have the Mazda.

501
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:45,940
In our posse.

502
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:47,900
Let's have a look.

503
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,220
It's almost six o'clock.

504
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:00,620
Okay.

505
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:03,420
No Mazdas.

506
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,140
A one make series.

507
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,700
For Mazda Roadsters.

508
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,800
Providing an entry level.

509
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,980
Race category.

510
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:13,980
Okay.

511
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,160
Okay.

512
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:20,820
We're going to have to go out.

513
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,980
And splash some cash.

514
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,100
Nothing we don't.

515
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,480
Nothing we can't handle.

516
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,920
We've got a few creds.

517
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:29,900
In the bank.

518
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,980
So we just hit.

519
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,540
We'll hit up Brand Central.

520
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:35,980
Tag your.

521
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:37,980
Avant-garde watchmakers.

522
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,000
Sponsoring tonight's.

523
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,980
Mercedes Pellegrino.

524
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,320
If you don't have a tag here.

525
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,900
What are you looking at.

526
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:46,560
On your wrist.

527
00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:48,780
That's.

528
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,040
That's.

529
00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:49,900
That's the cat.

530
00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:50,900
That's the tagline.

531
00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:52,900
Aston Martin.

532
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:54,780
We've got some new Aston Martins.

533
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:55,260
With the update.

534
00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:56,640
But we're not going to check it out later.

535
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,640
What about Lewis Hamilton's own range.

536
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,580
The loopity loop.

537
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:02,080
The loopity loop.

538
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:02,580
I'm going to be here.

539
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:05,780
There he is.

540
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:06,600
Look at him there.

541
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,400
Legend.

542
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,560
An absolute beast machine.

543
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,840
He doesn't give a fuck for the COVID.

544
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,340
The guy.

545
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,600
The guy actually crushed COVID.

546
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:19,400
Yesterday.

547
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,460
The F1 testing.

548
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,720
Dylan 96.

549
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,040
Thank you very much Dylan.

550
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,620
Very kind of you bud.

551
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,300
Hope you're getting on well.

552
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,780
And that the goose.

553
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,060
Is flowing freely.

554
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,980
And that the Zurich plan.

555
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:34,600
Is.

556
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:35,700
Detailed.

557
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,300
And very.

558
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:38,080
Very.

559
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:38,840
Very.

560
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:40,560
Secure.

561
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:42,360
Broccoli.

562
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,560
Thank you very much too.

563
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:46,920
Let's.

564
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:47,200
Let's.

565
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:47,520
Let's.

566
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:47,760
Let's.

567
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,480
Let's get into this.

568
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,900
We're Mazda time.

569
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,480
We're not Lewis Hamilton tonight.

570
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,480
So we need to go to Japan.

571
00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:58,300
Mark.

572
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,000
Formerly known as Sweet Beast.

573
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:01,980
Cheers bud.

574
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,880
Gonna win a few trophies for you tonight.

575
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:05,240
Okay.

576
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:07,880
So.

577
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:08,600
Mazda.

578
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:09,500
Where are you?

579
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:13,800
There we go.

580
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:20,800
Steph.

581
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,160
Thanks very much Steph.

582
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,020
That's really kind of you.

583
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,760
I hope you're getting on well.

584
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,480
You just gotta take the coronavirus.

585
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:29,840
With a pinch of salt.

586
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,340
Maybe a little lemon.

587
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,120
Just do it on there.

588
00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:33,400
And then.

589
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,180
And then some of this.

590
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,160
It's your tip.

591
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:38,140
Dot IE.

592
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:41,920
Corona wave.

593
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,520
Featuring Mark Dargan.

594
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,520
BBJ.

595
00:26:52,620 --> 00:27:07,200
Thank you very much.

596
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:13,420
Yunos Roadster.

597
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,500
Let's go for the.

598
00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:19,740
The best Roadster you can get.

599
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,080
Shady COVID.

600
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:23,980
Thank you very much.

601
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,220
This is.

602
00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:32,340
This looks nice.

603
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,080
This is the clock.

604
00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,340
The Japanese cars today.

605
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,400
Studio scenes.

606
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,620
Dynamic scenes.

607
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,280
Connor Donahue scenes.

608
00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:46,360
The fourth generation Mazda Roadster.

609
00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:47,500
Thank you very much Connor.

610
00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:49,320
Mr. Donahue.

611
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,260
The code ND model.

612
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,260
The code ND model was announced for the first time.

613
00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:53,700
In physical form.

614
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,120
At the New York Auto Show.

615
00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,400
In April 2014.

616
00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,740
Although this was only a display of the chassis.

617
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:00,780
Engine.

618
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,940
Drive train and suspension.

619
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:05,780
It could immediately be seen.

620
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,740
The vegan virus.

621
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,420
Thank you very much.

622
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,720
It could immediately be seen.

623
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,120
That the heavy items were mounted low.

624
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,440
And towards the centre of the chassis.

625
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:17,220
The major efforts were made to reduce weight.

626
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,480
And that the driver sat slightly behind the centre of the car.

627
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:21,680
The display.

628
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,820
Succeeded in raising expectations of fans worldwide.

629
00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:26,500
Oh my god.

630
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:26,940
Boom Murphy.

631
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:34,580
Thank you very much.

632
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:37,960
Thanks so much.

633
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,040
It's just.

634
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,620
It's unbelievable.

635
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:44,580
That's what it is.

636
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:45,860
And you did that.

637
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:48,460
And I can't believe that.

638
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:49,820
Thank you very much.

639
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,900
Less reading.

640
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,160
More driving.

641
00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:56,460
More gold trophy.

642
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,200
I know what you came to see.

643
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,440
You didn't come to see me read scriptures.

644
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,120
You want to see me bag that gold.

645
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,080
What's going to get bagged?

646
00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:11,360
Buy using credits.

647
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:11,800
Yeah.

648
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,600
Or spend your own money in a store.

649
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,060
No.

650
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,460
Buy using credits.

651
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,480
Thank you very much.

652
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,020
Yes.

653
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:33,980
I'm going to change into that roadster.

654
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,540
And then we're going to go to the garage.

655
00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:40,260
Back to the garage.

656
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:41,740
And pump it up.

657
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,420
Pump it full of fucking grey goose.

658
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:51,520
Pace and vinegar.

659
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,440
And pump it full of fucking grey.

660
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,440
And pump it full of fucking grey.

661
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,440
And pump it full of fucking grey.

662
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,400
And pump it full of fucking grey.

663
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,440
And pump it full of fucking grey.

664
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

665
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

666
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

667
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

668
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

669
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

670
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

671
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

672
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

673
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

674
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

675
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

676
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

677
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

678
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

679
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

680
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,240
And pump it full of fucking grey.

681
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,240
I see

682
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,240
I see

683
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,240
I see

684
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,240
I see

685
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,240
I see

686
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,240
I see

687
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,240
I see

688
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:33,240
Okay, let's do this. Let's do this.

689
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,240
Let's do this.

690
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,240
Okay, let's do this.

691
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,240
Okay, let's do this.

692
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,240
Let's do this.

693
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,240
Let's do this.

694
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,240
Let's do this.

695
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,240
Ba ba ba ba ba.

696
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,240
Ba.

697
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,240
Da da da ba ba.

698
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,240
Ba.

699
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,240
COVID-19.

700
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,240
COVID-19.

701
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,240
COVID-19.

702
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:05,240
Do you know what I mean?

703
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:23,240
Is it Connor Williams? G-A-W-Gaw. How are you getting on? Thanks for for shooting in. Is it Connor Williams with

704
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,240
two N's? Or is it Connor Williams with one N? No.

705
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,240
You won't. You can.

706
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,240
As far as I know the name Connor is spelled C-O-N-O-R.

707
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,240
It's the only way.

708
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,240
That's me.

709
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,240
The two the two N's. I don't know if that's the.

710
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

711
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,240
That could be an American thing. I'm not sure.

712
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

713
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

714
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

715
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

716
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

717
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

718
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

719
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

720
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

721
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

722
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

723
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

724
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

725
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

726
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

727
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

728
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

729
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

730
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

731
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

732
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

733
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

734
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,240
I don't know if that's the.

735
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

736
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

737
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

738
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

739
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

740
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

741
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

742
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

743
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

744
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

745
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

746
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

747
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

748
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

749
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

750
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

751
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

752
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

753
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

754
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

755
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

756
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

757
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

758
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

759
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

760
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

761
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

762
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

763
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

764
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

765
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

766
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

767
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

768
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

769
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

770
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

771
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

772
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

773
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

774
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

775
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

776
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

777
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

778
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

779
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

780
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

781
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

782
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

783
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

784
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

785
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

786
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

787
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

788
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

789
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,240
The two N's. I don't know if that's the.

790
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,240
The N's. I don't know if that's the.

791
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,240
The Mercedes Pellegrino gang.

792
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,240
You probably wouldn't know Dave.

793
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:30,240
Because it's an exclusive.

794
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,240
Club that meets up and races.

795
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,240
Shit hot cars.

796
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,240
Every.

797
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,240
Every Thursday.

798
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,240
Maybe Tuesday or Wednesday or even.

799
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,240
Do you know what Dave.

800
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,240
It could be any fucking day of the week to be honest.

801
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,240
You need to subscribe.

802
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,240
He said subscribe to what.

803
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,240
I said my channel you.

804
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,240
You doofus.

805
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,240
And.

806
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:53,240
And.

807
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,240
He hung up.

808
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,240
That's just the way he doesn't.

809
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,240
He doesn't do goodbyes this Dave.

810
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,240
That's just the way he is.

811
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,240
Look at this.

812
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,240
Baby pink.

813
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,240
Or whatever the fuck you call it.

814
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,240
Powder pink.

815
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,240
Get out of my life.

816
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,240
See this guy.

817
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,240
The bluesy.

818
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,240
You blues you lose baby.

819
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,240
See you later man.

820
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,240
See you later.

821
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:31,620
yellow hornet good luck man Connor Williams Connor this guy is gonna get

822
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:41,200
chased this guy's gonna get chased out the track hey hey see you later man I'm

823
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:47,960
Connor I am Connor I'm Connor that's what you got to do I know it's not very

824
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:57,920
sportsman but uh but what is these days you know I mean for all he knows I do

825
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:05,060
have the corona virus like you know I'm not gonna let that virus stop me it's

826
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:14,740
gonna get behind the wheel and drive like a demon bad out of hell meatloaf the

827
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:24,200
loaves stir hopefully he's doing okay the problem with the cove at 19 is that

828
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:31,740
it's it's just in its infancy we still don't know okay we don't know how it

829
00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:43,400
manifests itself but we do know how to stay vigilant earlier on I was just getting the

830
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:52,860
panini just about to leave Donnybrook fair with a panini and a six-pack of delirium tremens limited

831
00:36:52,860 --> 00:37:06,860
edition silver bottles with glasses and pink elephants on it and don't you know it fucking SWAT team lads in boiler suits

832
00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:14,320
ambulances they all piled outside and they're like listen lads you're gonna have to stay in we've

833
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:36,320
detected we think that you Connor might be infected with COVID so they taped it up and everybody was kept inside I said can I still eat my panini he said you can yeah they said did you buy it in here I said yeah I said you can yeah so I had that

834
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:45,780
and then fire at six seven o'clock I was like lads it's Mercedes Pellegrino tonight they said what the hell is that

835
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:55,860
I said you don't you should if you have to ask then you don't deserve to be told and they said

836
00:37:55,860 --> 00:38:04,600
you're not going anywhere this is a sealed environment and I just fucking smashed one

837
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:11,740
of the lads shins with the bottle of delirium tremens and said don't you can't keep a good thing

838
00:38:11,740 --> 00:38:19,080
down baby and then just got the hell out of that place and straight into the Mazda and here we are

839
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:26,660
and if you're watching HSE the Garde or any of those lads that try to stop me from leaving

840
00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:35,780
I'm sorry but I mean I have one duty and that's not to protect you know people from the spread of

841
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:41,920
infection that's to win gold troves yeah and there's a hell of a lot of good guys out there

842
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:47,660
that want to see the gold trove and they've just seen one so thanks so much to all the people out

843
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:56,620
there who are doing the God's honest work to stop this absolute beast that's tearing us apart right now

844
00:38:56,620 --> 00:39:06,380
another gold trove though do you know what I mean it's it's it's a great world and we're living

845
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:20,120
Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric.

846
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:31,580
Time passes quickly and you're about to receive your new S-Class, a vehicle you can be proud of.

847
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,480
You can be proud of.

848
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,940
In this film we would like to introduce you to some key features and give you some operating hints.

849
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:41,900
Operating hints.

850
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,180
Nice band.

851
00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:50,040
Welcome back to the highlights of the Formula One World Championship.

852
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,320
Here it's the Italian Grand Prix from Monza.

853
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,120
And Ruben Sparichello is ahead of Juan Pablo Montoya.

854
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:58,240
Michael Schumacher in the Ferrari is just behind Montoya.

855
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,600
He's toying with him and playing with him like a little rag doll.

856
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:04,480
As they enter the turn into the Parabolica like two metal arrows.

857
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:06,580
Gliding through the Milanese hinterland.

858
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:07,860
Not a bother on them.

859
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,120
Like the champions that they are.

860
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:11,600
Schumacher.

861
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,640
Meanwhile, there's been a bit of tasty action over on the Claudio Ranieri Express Bell.

862
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,960
Jean Alessi mows the lawn here.

863
00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:20,000
As you can see there, going right over the grass.

864
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:24,080
And the Jordan allowing him to bypass Joss for stopping, which could result in a penalty.

865
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:26,640
You see the young new kid on the scene trailing them.

866
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:30,160
Kimi Räikkönen hustling and hurrying his way into the Triadza Deacon Blues.

867
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:34,700
As you can see there, I can't see Sean Alessi ever yielding his place to give up there for Räikkönen behind him.

868
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,740
And there they go here into the Parabolica.

869
00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:37,660
The three amigos.

870
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:38,960
Loss.

871
00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:39,720
Tress.

872
00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:40,560
Friends.

873
00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:43,100
There's no love lost between these friends.

874
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,320
And Verstrapon is taking Alessi to the cleaning house.

875
00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:47,280
He wants to wring him out.

876
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:52,840
But with each grip and twist of Verstrapon, he seems to wring out no liquid.

877
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,600
Which means he's very dry at this stage.

878
00:40:55,740 --> 00:41:00,260
And Jean Alessi would do well to watch his back and stay away from the dry man.

879
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,500
Until he's become re-humidified on Network 2.

880
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,540
Connor Williams.

881
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:12,200
Three lives, three stories, one common factor.

882
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,920
The Yellow Rolls Royce is next.

883
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,080
We are faced with the ultimate nightmare.

884
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,320
The abduction of nuclear war.

885
00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:21,860
He's back as Bond.

886
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,080
I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence.

887
00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,480
You're obviously well equipped.

888
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,500
So are you.

889
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,680
You're not going to make any trouble, are you, Mr. Parker?

890
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,260
Connery's comeback.

891
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,220
I'm all yours.

892
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,860
In Never Say Never Again, Tuesday at 7 on Network 2.

893
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:51,240
Drive the Sky of Lardy Bays.

894
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,540
Featuring Wuhan wingtips.

895
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,340
A Corona-class crew cab.

896
00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:58,340
With additional immigration policies.

897
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:05,140
Which are sure to set tongues wagging amongst the right and left sides of the political spectrum.

898
00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,640
Which are you, Jean?

899
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:08,980
Right or left?

900
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,220
Whatever you is.

901
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,920
Make sure to spread your opinions all over social.

902
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,600
As if you're some kind of mover and shaker in the goings-on of the world.

903
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:26,980
And not, as you might have compartmentalized in the recesses of your waking consciousness.

904
00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:29,760
An insignificant speck of nothing.

905
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,840
An insignificant speck of nothing.

906
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:36,420
Whose only use is to further line the pockets of the creators of websites.

907
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,100
Through ad revenue.

908
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,140
Based on impressions and clicks.

909
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,220
So if you're an impressionistic clicker.

910
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:46,400
Why not get your grey goose kicker.

911
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:49,680
Down to Connor Williams AMG.

912
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,680
We're going to be giving away a free Mercedes tomorrow.

913
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,260
There's only one catch.

914
00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:58,260
You have to pay for it.

915
00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:12,680
With hundreds of cases reported.

916
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,680
Northern Italy is ground zero for Europe's coronavirus crisis.

917
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,260
It's prompted a coordinated cross-border response.

918
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,240
Talks between the Italian Prime Minister and the French President in Rome.

919
00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:28,280
Among a flurry of high-level meetings aimed at countering the outbreak.

920
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:32,700
But the WHO says the rate of infection in Italy may be overstated.

921
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,760
An official said Italian authorities have been declaring cases after a first positive test.

922
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,040
Whereas other countries wait for the result of a second test.

923
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,400
It's not looking good, guys.

924
00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:44,480
However, an upsurge in Europe is...

925
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,460
It's a heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy breakout.

926
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:54,080
I just hope...

927
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,140
I just hope it doesn't reach where I am at the moment, you know.

928
00:43:58,660 --> 00:43:59,580
I'm well...

929
00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:00,180
I'm well...

930
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,380
I'm well stocked up.

931
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,600
I'm well stocked up.

932
00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:06,800
We did the shop earlier on.

933
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:10,540
And the larger is ram-packed to the rafters.

934
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:17,160
I actually bumped into Pat Rafter while I was stocking up for the larger.

935
00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:24,440
And he wanted to know whether or not I wanted to call around to drink Grey Goose from gutted tennis balls.

936
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,600
Coronavirus, thank you very much.

937
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,540
The tennis balls obviously didn't need to be gutted because they are a ball of air themselves.

938
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,200
But...

939
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,860
He's a good guy.

940
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:37,520
He's a good guy.

941
00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:39,120
And I said I'm going to be doing this.

942
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,020
So, I mean...

943
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,140
If you're...

944
00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:43,400
Pat, if you're watching...

945
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,940
Have a good one, bud.

946
00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:49,700
Kanza...

947
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:51,480
Kanza's thinking about you, bud.

948
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:54,480
Victor.

949
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,280
Thank you very much.

950
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,280
Very, very kind of you, Victor.

951
00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:01,380
And...

952
00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:03,940
Hope you're doing well, bud.

953
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:05,640
Boom, Murphy.

954
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:06,740
I can't believe that.

955
00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:07,180
You...

956
00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,880
You absolute...

957
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,860
You absolute cream dog.

958
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,960
Sexy Yamataka Hazemoto.

959
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,500
Thank you very much as well.

960
00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:28,300
It's great to see our Japanese friends tuning in despite all the coronistic constraints which they're facing at the moment.

961
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:32,740
My heart goes out to you.

962
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,720
It really does.

963
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,240
Because I think I've done a lot for Japan, to be honest with you.

964
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,440
Joseph McDermott, too.

965
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,440
Let's hit this.

966
00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,000
Let's get this stuff.

967
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:48,620
Let's get...

968
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:49,480
Let's get this gold.

969
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,560
See you later!

970
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,540
Broccoli Roadman.

971
00:45:58,620 --> 00:45:59,440
Thank you very much.

972
00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:01,120
We're out in the desert.

973
00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:04,440
This is very...

974
00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:06,440
Very...

975
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,180
New.

976
00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:09,980
It's a whole new experience for me.

977
00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:10,760
Desert driving.

978
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:17,840
I've driven across most terrain in the world.

979
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,200
Konzo for EP DJ set.

980
00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:21,780
Look.

981
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:24,720
If you want that to happen, then...

982
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:25,480
I don't know...

983
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,180
I do know.

984
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,460
Because I'm well connected.

985
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:28,940
But I mean...

986
00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:31,680
If you want that to happen, it can happen and will happen.

987
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,560
But you need to get on to those guys to get on to me.

988
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:37,600
Do you know what I mean?

989
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,700
Do you know what I'm saying?

990
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:43,380
And I mean...

991
00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:45,160
Colonic Polyps, thank you very much.

992
00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:47,780
I mean, if it was to go ahead...

993
00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:48,340
A Connor...

994
00:46:48,340 --> 00:46:51,140
A Connor Williams DJ set at Electric Picnic...

995
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,360
I'd have to bring my friends along, you know?

996
00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:57,480
I'd have to bring Sandico...

997
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,160
Zonad...

998
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,480
Francis Higgins, the Viper...

999
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,160
Just because he lets me use the channel...

1000
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,840
So that Connor Donahue can be very kind...

1001
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,240
And send me his well wishes.

1002
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,840
And for me to say thank you to Connor...

1003
00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,340
I appreciate that, Connor.

1004
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,040
Thank you very much.

1005
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,720
I'd have to bring Francesco Higginares.

1006
00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,840
I'd have to bring Tomasheen Schlugbox.

1007
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,620
Because he's just a real cool dude as well.

1008
00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:26,220
And Titsy Mirbo, thank you very much.

1009
00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:28,300
I'd have to bring...

1010
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,300
None other...

1011
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,060
Than the fella...

1012
00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:33,300
The fella out of those...

1013
00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:35,720
Fontaine videos.

1014
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,140
Which I have to say...

1015
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,500
Are very gas.

1016
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,400
Sash...

1017
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,360
Encore un foie.

1018
00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:45,980
Thank you very much.

1019
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,220
Again one time.

1020
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,160
Again once more.

1021
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,480
Encore un foie.

1022
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,040
Fucking hell man, I'm in the sand here.

1023
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,480
I'll be building sandcastles with Ivan Dahl.

1024
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,140
They won't be in the sky though.

1025
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:01,980
They'll be on Earth.

1026
00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:04,320
And Yurtis a Hurnis.

1027
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,260
You're gonna give me a hernia, Yurti.

1028
00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:08,240
Thank you very much.

1029
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:10,820
You're gonna give me a hernia.

1030
00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:15,500
With your kindness.

1031
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,600
I can't believe that.

1032
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:21,240
Yurti, well I have you.

1033
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:22,420
And boom Murphy.

1034
00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:25,380
Thanks so much Bruno Fernandes.

1035
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,260
Great work you're doing there.

1036
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,400
In the Red Devils outfit.

1037
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,240
I could have got you a better deal.

1038
00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:33,880
But I mean you went with the wrong agent.

1039
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:34,880
As far as I'm concerned.

1040
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:35,440
Look it.

1041
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,460
Enjoy playing with Lingard and those guys next season.

1042
00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:44,500
Although I heard that they're gonna buy Sancho and some other clown box.

1043
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,360
Red Mercedes.

1044
00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:47,300
Thanks so much bud.

1045
00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:49,880
Yurti and boom time.

1046
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,080
And my friend Sandico Lanan.

1047
00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:56,160
I was telling this to Tom the other day.

1048
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,180
About three weeks ago.

1049
00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:02,460
Sandico is a financier.

1050
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:03,920
A male model.

1051
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,500
A full time playboy.

1052
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,460
And an absolute legend.

1053
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:09,120
And a loving father of three.

1054
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,200
And a loving father of three as well.

1055
00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:11,980
And he says.

1056
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,080
That he wants to take you.

1057
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,340
On a trip to financial heaven.

1058
00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:22,000
And what he wants to do is bring you on a three day investment trial period.

1059
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,360
Where he gets inside the goose machine.

1060
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,140
He rocks up to your gaff.

1061
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,060
Bundles you into the back.

1062
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,460
Basically just drives off with you.

1063
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,600
And he's announced in the middle of the night.

1064
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,040
Sounds a bit dodged.

1065
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,200
Sounds a bit sketchy.

1066
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:39,320
Yeah.

1067
00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:39,820
Don't worry.

1068
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:40,760
It's actually legit.

1069
00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:42,560
It's fucking sound.

1070
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,240
It's grand.

1071
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,420
And it's not.

1072
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,920
It's not like it sounds.

1073
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,260
It's not abduction.

1074
00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:50,080
It's what it is.

1075
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:50,080
It's what it is.

1076
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,100
He puts big cats in one van.

1077
00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,840
And then he works out whether or not.

1078
00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:00,940
Or how to spend your money really well.

1079
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,980
And there's some great returns on that as well.

1080
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,820
Some fantastic returns.

1081
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:11,740
But you might think.

1082
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,720
Hang on a second.

1083
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:13,580
Connor.

1084
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,420
That sounds like.

1085
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:16,520
One.

1086
00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:17,260
Abduction.

1087
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:18,400
And two.

1088
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,080
Very very dodgy.

1089
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,560
From a fiscal point of view.

1090
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:23,700
Yeah I know.

1091
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,420
But this isn't.

1092
00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:25,660
This isn't your average.

1093
00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:27,140
Joe Soap.

1094
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,020
This is San.

1095
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,000
The Sanball.

1096
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,360
Sandico Lanan.

1097
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:33,960
It's fine.

1098
00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:35,180
You're thinking.

1099
00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:38,600
Why don't I just go down to an investment broker myself.

1100
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:40,320
And do it all above boards.

1101
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:41,700
You know their license and all that.

1102
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,480
Because it's not the same man.

1103
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,760
It's not the same.

1104
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,640
And Sandico has the gooser.

1105
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:56,020
And he's got a great green suit on. It's velvet it is. It's the bomb. It's like this gold.

1106
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:15,560
Do you know what? When you get a gold trope as easy as the way I've just got it, you might start thinking,

1107
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:26,820
this life game just isn't as bad as everyone's making out, man. I can just drive through. I can rock up to the desert and just get gold as easy as that.

1108
00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:36,860
Well, the problem is, guys, I'm making it look very easy. A lot of work and time has gone into driving the way I drive.

1109
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:46,100
And I was just saying that earlier on to Simon Coveney, who was very, very alarmed.

1110
00:51:49,580 --> 00:51:55,440
Abrupt. Yes, he was. But I mean, wouldn't you be if you're facing the COVID-19 virus?

1111
00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:01,440
I said to Simon, Simon Coveney, I've got it.

1112
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,060
Name change, baby.

1113
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:09,100
Because he's been feeling a little bit lost. Doesn't know what he's doing these days.

1114
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:18,080
I said name change straight away. Change your name from Simon Coveney to Simon COVID-19-y.

1115
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,360
Why?

1116
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,900
He asked me why.

1117
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:24,680
I said simply,

1118
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:29,020
search engine optimization.

1119
00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:33,420
People are going to be searching for the virus.

1120
00:52:34,140 --> 00:52:35,200
They're going to get you.

1121
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:36,760
Your face.

1122
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,800
When they type in virus, your face is going to come up, Simon.

1123
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,560
He said, that sounds terrible, Connor.

1124
00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:44,600
Sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard.

1125
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,240
I said,

1126
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:51,480
you just are too chicken shit to play the games I play, Cove Baby.

1127
00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:54,200
And that's why you're going to be living in a cove.

1128
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,300
While I'm living

1129
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,200
in the backseat.

1130
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:05,620
That's why I'm living

1131
00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:10,040
in the front seat of an AMG cove.

1132
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,280
And Coveney was going,

1133
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:13,580
Connor, are you okay?

1134
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:16,720
Because there was a massive vein on the front of my forehead

1135
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,940
that was becoming very prominent.

1136
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,420
And I said,

1137
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:21,400
Cobester,

1138
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:24,060
I'm fucking fine, baby.

1139
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,040
I mean, I might be coming down with something.

1140
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,960
But I'm feeling as fit as a fiddle at the moment.

1141
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,340
And he went,

1142
00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:35,700
he just walked away,

1143
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:39,440
chuttering, stuttering blindly into the night.

1144
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,920
And I just went like this.

1145
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,320
See you later.

1146
00:53:49,460 --> 00:54:10,000
Connor Williams.

1147
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Time passes quickly.

1148
00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:21,840
The wind noise has been reduced further.

1149
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,380
And, as a special safety feature,

1150
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:27,720
the windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner.

1151
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,160
Clean that shit off the rear view now.

1152
00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:31,620
Or I'll have your job.

1153
00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:34,860
The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings

1154
00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:38,080
of between 190 and 225 kilograms.

1155
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,300
Fill up the tank.

1156
00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:40,480
Make it snappy.

1157
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:41,700
Or I'll have your job.

1158
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:43,820
It's almost six o'clock.

1159
00:54:43,940 --> 00:54:44,860
Now it's time for...

1160
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,940
It's that time of the week, guys.

1161
00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:47,860
So it's time for...

1162
00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:53,080
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1163
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,060
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

1164
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,060
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1165
00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:09,160
I thought there was a bit at the end there, but...

1166
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:09,840
There wasn't.

1167
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,480
So I'll have to cancel that last movement going in...

1168
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,560
Going out of the tune.

1169
00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:16,800
Yeah, Celtic Tiger Nights.

1170
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,060
Look, you know what it is.

1171
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,380
I don't need to explain...

1172
00:55:19,380 --> 00:55:21,500
I shouldn't have to be spoon-feeding you.

1173
00:55:21,940 --> 00:55:23,200
You know what it is.

1174
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:27,060
We take a delve down memory lane...

1175
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,400
To the Celtic Tiger period.

1176
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,200
To see what was going on.

1177
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,560
Back at the height of the boom.

1178
00:55:34,820 --> 00:55:36,080
So we've got a random...

1179
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,440
A random article here.

1180
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,180
On showbiz.ie.

1181
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,700
Great publication.

1182
00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:44,400
Big shout out to all the showbiz heads out there.

1183
00:55:44,740 --> 00:55:45,560
Sondra Joyce.

1184
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,080
A real...

1185
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,640
Real exemplary showbiz.ie-er.

1186
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,980
Stream is unavailable, somebody says.

1187
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,680
Has the stream gone down?

1188
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,980
Did the stream go down?

1189
00:55:59,980 --> 00:56:05,020
Is your tip.ie-er.ie.

1190
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,580
Chat, can you let me know there, chat?

1191
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:09,880
Is the stream okay?

1192
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,100
Stream is fine.

1193
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,420
I thought it had gone.

1194
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,600
Thanks so much for that, for letting me know.

1195
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:19,900
Sorry.

1196
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:20,820
And thanks for the tip.

1197
00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:25,800
You're playing me with fake information, so I don't know what to make of that.

1198
00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:29,340
Stream is unavailable.

1199
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:30,260
Thank you very much.

1200
00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:33,440
Red Mercedes and Sandra Joyce.

1201
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,400
Thank you very much.

1202
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:35,140
And Biggis.

1203
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,000
Biggis.

1204
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,160
Dickus.

1205
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:38,420
Thanks so much.

1206
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,740
So, showbiz.ie.

1207
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,000
Lisa Murphy hooks a new role.

1208
00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:45,400
This looks exciting.

1209
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,740
This could be a real tasty little treat here.

1210
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,600
Joe Duffy.

1211
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,140
Thanks so much, Joe, baby.

1212
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:55,560
Thank you.

1213
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,300
Go, Joe.

1214
00:56:58,100 --> 00:56:58,880
Go, Joe.

1215
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:00,820
Go, Joe.

1216
00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:02,760
Go, Joe.

1217
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,340
Pellegrino, baby.

1218
00:57:06,180 --> 00:57:06,600
Go, Joe.

1219
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:06,600
Go, Joe.

1220
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:06,660
Go, Joe.

1221
00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:07,020
Go, Joe.

1222
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,960
Corona, Master Jack.

1223
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:16,660
Thank you very much, Master Jack.

1224
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,080
Oh, for the fuck's sake.

1225
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,900
It's a very steamy situation inside this mask.

1226
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,080
Pixel.

1227
00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:34,460
Thanks so much, bud.

1228
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:36,600
Okay.

1229
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:42,480
24th of July, 2006.

1230
00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:45,300
Lisa Murphy hooks a new role.

1231
00:57:46,140 --> 00:57:51,340
Michael Flatley's former Ballantyre babe, Lisa Murphy, has moved on from the Lord of the

1232
00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:57,940
Dance and is winning the post-breakup PR war, courtesy of Phil Eglinton.ie.

1233
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,400
Thank you very much, Phil.

1234
00:57:59,400 --> 00:57:59,500
Thank you very much, Phil.

1235
00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,900
With her relaunch as a model.

1236
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:03,940
I didn't know that.

1237
00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:05,280
I thought she was always a model.

1238
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:11,720
Didn't know that she became a model after her dalliance with the Lord of the Dance.

1239
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,260
Or he does get...

1240
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,680
Philip the Tank, thank you very much.

1241
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:20,740
He is the Lord of the Dance, but I mean, he's seen his fair share of women as well, Michael Flatley.

1242
00:58:20,820 --> 00:58:23,280
So you could actually call him the Lord of the Dalliance.

1243
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,940
But it probably wouldn't stick.

1244
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,700
And he could actually come after you and sue you for that.

1245
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:30,280
So we won't do that.

1246
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,420
Anyway, Lisa Murphy at the Grand Canal.

1247
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,140
Could you believe it?

1248
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,000
Would you believe it?

1249
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,380
If I told you it happened?

1250
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,040
Well, it did.

1251
00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:39,360
Ah!

1252
00:58:39,780 --> 00:58:40,900
She's caught a big one!

1253
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:42,460
It's a beauty, baby!

1254
00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,200
I wouldn't need...

1255
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,880
If that came out the canal, you...

1256
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,260
You're joking me.

1257
00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:48,560
That did not come out of the canal.

1258
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,300
You're joking.

1259
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:59,320
Ever since it emerged that Michael Flatley and his better half of six years, Lisa Murphy had

1260
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,540
gone their separate ways.

1261
00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:07,220
The Irish media has been foaming at the bit to get the juicy details of the failed romance.

1262
00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:17,180
And when the superhoover announced he was seeing dancer Neve O'Brien within weeks of the breakup

1263
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:25,140
and barking on about wanting to have kids, the media door was wide open for Lisa to walk

1264
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:28,980
through and score vital points in the PR battle.

1265
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,400
There she is down at the Grand Canal.

1266
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,400
That's actually down by...

1267
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,680
Sorry, she burped.

1268
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:38,840
Don't...

1269
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,400
Don't burp in the...

1270
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,280
Don't burp in these things.

1271
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:41,980
It's not good.

1272
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,720
I'm drinking Sam Pell gas water there.

1273
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,400
It's not gonna...

1274
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1275
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:48,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1276
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:48,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1277
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:48,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1278
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:48,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1279
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1280
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:49,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1281
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:50,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1282
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:51,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1283
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:52,960
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1284
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:53,520
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1285
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,520
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1286
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,520
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1287
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,520
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1288
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,520
I don't know how this is gonna continue without...

1289
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,080
Shapely Lisa launched her modeling career...

1290
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,080
With a giant slippery salmon...

1291
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,080
In her finely manicured hands...

1292
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,280
To announce next month's music festival...

1293
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,080
At the Anglers Rest!

1294
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,760
Giant slippery salmon...

1295
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,080
Manicured fingers...

1296
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,920
Mmm...

1297
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:24,960
And there he is!

1298
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:25,960
The Kavanagh statue...

1299
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,680
I wonder did she tickle his chin?

1300
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:29,720
Do you reckon she...

1301
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,880
She uh...

1302
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,440
Do you reckon she knows about that?

1303
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,720
Maybe she does...

1304
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,080
Aptly for some...

1305
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,480
For some perhaps bikini clad Lisa posed beside...

1306
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,080
The Patrick Kavanagh...

1307
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,200
Brother commemorate me thus beautifully statue...

1308
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,040
With rod in hand...

1309
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,400
Parallel...

1310
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,080
To the Grand Canal Bank...

1311
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,880
So greeny at the heart of summer...

1312
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,640
Uh...

1313
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:00,040
Uh...

1314
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,240
But still holding her dignity for the moment...

1315
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,180
She refuses to elaborate on the cause of the breakup...

1316
01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:07,120
And is instead looking for a career...

1317
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,640
In front of the photographer's lens...

1318
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,060
Ironically while dating Michael...

1319
01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:14,640
Lisa tended to avoid the paparazzi flashbulbs...

1320
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,120
There you go...

1321
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:17,600
She's not...

1322
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:17,600
She's not...

1323
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,400
She...

1324
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,400
She got rid of that...

1325
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,600
She definitely got rid of that...

1326
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,120
Um...

1327
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,040
That...

1328
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:24,440
Uh...

1329
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,440
Aversion...

1330
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,060
From the looks of things...

1331
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:30,080
Lisa will do well in her modelling career...

1332
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,140
And could even challenge...

1333
01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:32,440
Glenda Gilson's catwalk crown...

1334
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,680
Similarly...

1335
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,680
Similarly...

1336
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,060
She has the body...

1337
01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:36,760
The looks...

1338
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,720
And a very famous...

1339
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:39,520
Ex-boyfriend...

1340
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:39,520
Ex-boyfriend...

1341
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,020
Ex-boyfriend...

1342
01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:43,580
Well I don't know about that...

1343
01:01:43,580 --> 01:01:45,760
Well I don't know who Glenda Gilson's...

1344
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,120
Boy...

1345
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,860
Or ex-boyfriend was...

1346
01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:48,520
But uh...

1347
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,260
Who knows...

1348
01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:53,520
Maybe she was going out with Michael Flatley as well...

1349
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,640
Interestingly enough...

1350
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,460
I think it was Quib...

1351
01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:57,480
If you're there...

1352
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,460
Sent me a link to Michael Flatley's Feet of Flames...

1353
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:02,980
Or uh...

1354
01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:05,900
Michael Flatley's uh...

1355
01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:09,900
Celtic gangster...

1356
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:15,260
It's pretty...

1357
01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:16,520
It's pretty phenomenal...

1358
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,140
If I...

1359
01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:18,900
If I do say so myself...

1360
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,580
I might try Quib...

1361
01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:22,980
Do you...

1362
01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:23,640
Yeah...

1363
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,240
Do you know what that was called Quib?

1364
01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:27,880
So I can just call it up here...

1365
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,540
I can bring it up...

1366
01:02:29,540 --> 01:02:31,880
Let's see...

1367
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,960
Let's see what we have here...

1368
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:37,220
So we don't...

1369
01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,640
Celtic Tiger Nights...

1370
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,580
You don't need that...

1371
01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:40,880
Celtic Tiger Stinger...

1372
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,720
Celtic Tiger Dreams...

1373
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,860
You don't need that...

1374
01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:46,880
Celtic Tiger Nights...

1375
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,380
You know what it was called Quib...

1376
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:49,480
Celtic Tiger Nights...

1377
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,640
Tap Dancing Fire Scene...

1378
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,300
I don't think it was called Celtic Tiger Nights...

1379
01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:56,560
Or was it?

1380
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,100
I'm not sure...

1381
01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,980
Let's have a look...

1382
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:11,480
I'm just gonna write Celtic Flatley...

1383
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:15,020
Celtic Flatley Dancing Fire...

1384
01:03:15,020 --> 01:03:25,480
The problem here is the...

1385
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:25,760
The...

1386
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,780
The bit that you sent me was quality...

1387
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:30,480
But I don't...

1388
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:36,280
Bear with me guys...

1389
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:36,940
While I get this...

1390
01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:37,580
You're not gonna...

1391
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:38,940
You're not gonna be disappointed...

1392
01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:40,940
With the Feet of Flames here...

1393
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:43,660
You're not gonna be disappointed...

1394
01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:44,480
With the Feet of Flames...

1395
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:45,240
And also remember...

1396
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,940
Check out Vulture Fund...

1397
01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:48,180
We're gonna be really...

1398
01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:48,940
Rocking shit up...

1399
01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:50,380
Over the next few months...

1400
01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:51,540
We've got some great gigs...

1401
01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:52,380
Coming up as well...

1402
01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:52,380
We've got some great gigs...

1403
01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:53,380
We've got some great gigs...

1404
01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:54,380
We've got some great gigs...

1405
01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:54,380
Coming up as well...

1406
01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,380
We've got some great gigs...

1407
01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:56,380
Coming up as well...

1408
01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:56,380
We've got some great gigs...

1409
01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:57,380
Coming up as well...

1410
01:03:57,380 --> 01:03:58,380
Okay...

1411
01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:59,380
Okay...

1412
01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:00,380
Okay...

1413
01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:00,380
Okay...

1414
01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:01,380
Okay...

1415
01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:02,380
Okay...

1416
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,380
Okay...

1417
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,380
Okay...

1418
01:04:04,380 --> 01:04:05,380
Do you know...

1419
01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:06,380
Maybe it wasn't yourself...

1420
01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:07,380
Quib was it?

1421
01:04:07,380 --> 01:04:08,380
Quib was it?

1422
01:04:08,380 --> 01:04:09,380
I don't know...

1423
01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:11,380
Celtic...

1424
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,380
Celtic Tiger...

1425
01:04:12,380 --> 01:04:13,380
Michael Flatleaf...

1426
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,380
HD Modified...

1427
01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:15,380
Grid...

1428
01:04:15,380 --> 01:04:16,380
Grid Rain...

1429
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:16,380
Was it you?

1430
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:17,380
Flatly HD...

1431
01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:18,380
Flatly...

1432
01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:19,380
HD...

1433
01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:20,380
Flatly...

1434
01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:21,380
HD...

1435
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:22,380
Modified...

1436
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,380
Of Birmingham...

1437
01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:24,380
Do we have a timestamp guys?

1438
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:25,380
Do we have a timestamp for the...

1439
01:04:25,380 --> 01:04:26,380
Uh...

1440
01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:27,380
Do we have a timestamp guys?

1441
01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,380
Do we have a timestamp for the...

1442
01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:29,380
Uh...

1443
01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:30,380
Do we have a timestamp for the...

1444
01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:31,380
Uh...

1445
01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:32,380
Do we have a timestamp for the...

1446
01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:33,380
Uh...

1447
01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:35,380
Do we have a timestamp for the...

1448
01:04:35,380 --> 01:04:36,380
Uh...

1449
01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:38,380
Feet of Flames?

1450
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:43,380
Timestamp for the Feet of Flames please guys!

1451
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,380
So...

1452
01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:47,380
Okay...

1453
01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:48,380
Okay...

1454
01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:51,380
Okay...

1455
01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:55,380
That was going on...

1456
01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,380
What was he on?

1457
01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:57,380
What was he doing?

1458
01:04:57,380 --> 01:04:59,380
How did he come up with the concept?

1459
01:04:59,380 --> 01:05:00,380
He took...

1460
01:05:00,380 --> 01:05:01,380
Uh...

1461
01:05:01,380 --> 01:05:02,380
Riverdance...

1462
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:04,380
And just turned it into a real...

1463
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:05,380
Titillation fest...

1464
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,380
With him...

1465
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:07,380
At the centre of the tap...

1466
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:08,380
Uh...

1467
01:05:08,380 --> 01:05:09,380
Baz...

1468
01:05:09,380 --> 01:05:10,380
Quib says...

1469
01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:11,380
One...

1470
01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:12,380
Hour...

1471
01:05:12,380 --> 01:05:13,380
And five...

1472
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,380
Okay...

1473
01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:15,380
You've...

1474
01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:16,380
You've bought your ticket to Feet of Flames...

1475
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:17,380
To...

1476
01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:18,380
Celtic Tiger Flatly HD...

1477
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,380
You're an hour in!

1478
01:05:19,380 --> 01:05:20,380
Yeah?

1479
01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:21,380
You're an hour in!

1480
01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:23,380
I'm gonna kill that mute...

1481
01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,380
Can we kill the tunes guys?

1482
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:25,380
Can we kill the tunes guys?

1483
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:26,380
Can we kill...

1484
01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:27,380
Can we kill the tunes guys?

1485
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,380
Can we kill the tunes there guys please?

1486
01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:29,380
Can we kill the tunes?

1487
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:30,380
Can we kill the tunes?

1488
01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:31,380
Okay...

1489
01:05:31,380 --> 01:05:32,380
So you...

1490
01:05:32,380 --> 01:05:33,380
Uh...

1491
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:34,380
You purchased your ticket to Celtic Tiger...

1492
01:05:34,380 --> 01:05:40,860
hour in. I'm gonna kill that mute can we kill the tunes guys? Can we kill can we

1493
01:05:40,860 --> 01:05:47,260
kill the tunes there guys please? Can we kill the tunes? Okay so you you

1494
01:05:47,260 --> 01:05:54,480
purchased your ticket to Celtic Tiger Michael Flatley in Birmingham in 2005.

1495
01:05:54,480 --> 01:06:03,140
And you're an hour in. You're an hour into the gig. You're wondering what old

1496
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:10,800
flat balls has got it in store in order. And then he just comes out with this.

1497
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,900
Check hold on to your seats.

1498
01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:24,720
Sirens! Danger!

1499
01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:51,560
Wow! Woo! Go on Michael baby! Go Michael go! Watch the feet baby! Those feet are hot! He's got- here comes the hot stepper baby!

1500
01:06:51,560 --> 01:07:16,220
He can't stop tapping! He's the tap master! He's tap master flash! King of the tap! It just doesn't stop! Check this out baby!

1501
01:07:16,220 --> 01:07:41,940
He's getting hotter! He's getting hotter! You can see it's getting hotter! That's smoke right there! That is smoky! It's a smoky number! He's teasing! He's teasing us! Hot feet!

1502
01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:51,900
You're an hour into the gig and this is going on.

1503
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:03,620
Whoa!

1504
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:06,020
Bah!

1505
01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:11,100
Ring of fire!

1506
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:13,620
He's on fire!

1507
01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:14,460
No!

1508
01:08:15,540 --> 01:08:16,700
Michael, no!

1509
01:08:17,980 --> 01:08:21,400
Somebody call the fire brigade, baby!

1510
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,700
He's got a Tommy gun!

1511
01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:40,100
He's got a Tommy gun!

1512
01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:41,100
He's got a...

1513
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:47,900
Where are they going?

1514
01:08:47,900 --> 01:09:09,380
I don't know.

1515
01:09:09,380 --> 01:09:11,380
I mean, the thing is, that's amazing,

1516
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:15,180
but I don't know what any of that had to do with the Celtic tiger.

1517
01:09:15,180 --> 01:09:20,620
But I mean, who knows?

1518
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,860
That's the beauty of the flatman.

1519
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:25,160
The old flat pack furniture.

1520
01:09:26,780 --> 01:09:28,520
That was Celtic tiger nights, baby.

1521
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:29,740
Celtic tiger nights.

1522
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,720
Celtic tiger dreams.

1523
01:09:35,860 --> 01:09:37,740
Celtic tiger nights.

1524
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:42,420
Drive the sky.

1525
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,080
Welcome back to the Italian Grand Prix here,

1526
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,380
and Manza in the race positions after 15 laps.

1527
01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:48,620
It's Ruben Garkeller in first.

1528
01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:49,800
Juan Pablo Montoya.

1529
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,840
Michael Schumacher battling out for third there.

1530
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:52,940
Raul Schumacher.

1531
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:53,680
Jean Alessi.

1532
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,660
Jasper Stappan.

1533
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:55,480
The new guy.

1534
01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:56,940
Kimi Raikkonen in seventh.

1535
01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:58,440
Head of Pedro de la Raza.

1536
01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,080
The Spaniard.

1537
01:09:59,460 --> 01:10:00,340
Jacques Villeneuve.

1538
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:01,060
Mika Hakkinen.

1539
01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:02,060
Bernal de Panas.

1540
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,100
Heintaro Frensen.

1541
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,300
Alonso Heifel.

1542
01:10:04,420 --> 01:10:05,040
Jiren Carlo.

1543
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:05,760
Fizickela.

1544
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:08,180
And then the last of the Mohicans.

1545
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,060
Engay.

1546
01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:09,500
Jung.

1547
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,220
And Eddie Irvine in last.

1548
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,840
David Coulthard had to drop down.

1549
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,700
Jensen Button had a problem there with his left tailgauge,

1550
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:16,880
left pipe streamer.

1551
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:20,940
And Yano Trulli has just been sick in a bucket backstage.

1552
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:22,560
Bits of carrot in it.

1553
01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:23,980
We don't know what caused that.

1554
01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:26,620
Maybe it was an upset stomach before he even came into the race.

1555
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:32,740
All we do know is that Jensen's button was missing before he even got to the jacks earlier on for a piss.

1556
01:10:32,740 --> 01:10:43,800
So there was an ominous sign that something was going to go wrong before he even met the rubber man to stick the tires on his balloon master.

1557
01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:45,760
Connor Williams.

1558
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,840
Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards.

1559
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,300
They're having a kid.

1560
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,260
And they want you to be godfather.

1561
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:54,360
Why?

1562
01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:56,700
Because I wasn't available at the time.

1563
01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:57,940
I had stuff to do.

1564
01:10:58,180 --> 01:10:59,320
And I explained that to them.

1565
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,140
You don't want to say yes though.

1566
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,040
You know it's going to be shit.

1567
01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:09,040
And you don't want to have to commit to endless future family events.

1568
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,900
Where she's probably just going to be farting around singing like a baby.

1569
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:19,840
And he'll just be going on about how good he is.

1570
01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:22,020
As if he's the next coming of Christ.

1571
01:11:22,180 --> 01:11:23,480
I can understand that.

1572
01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:27,900
What you got to do is get your arse down to Connor Williams.

1573
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:29,700
AMG tomorrow.

1574
01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:30,940
ASAP.

1575
01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:34,260
I'm going to spin a little car around in front of your face.

1576
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,860
It's got a panoramic sunroof.

1577
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:38,200
Enough fucking space in the arse.

1578
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,740
To fit in a little family of geese.

1579
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,480
If you're allowed to do that.

1580
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,720
I don't think that's allowed.

1581
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,500
But come down anyway.

1582
01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:49,280
See what we can do.

1583
01:11:49,280 --> 01:12:04,060
Get rid of that.

1584
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,020
And here we are.

1585
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:08,440
Welcome back to the Mazda Roadsters Cup Race 3.

1586
01:12:09,180 --> 01:12:10,260
I'm Connor Williams.

1587
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,980
Bringing you into the Mercedes Pellegrino night.

1588
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:19,400
Like the ghost of the flames of Michael Flatley's Celtic Tiger Nights.

1589
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,720
An unbelievable concept.

1590
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:27,240
Which really blew the Birminghamers away when they saw it.

1591
01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:27,880
Luke Coyle.

1592
01:12:27,940 --> 01:12:28,860
Thank you very much.

1593
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,840
Hope you're doing well bud.

1594
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:40,820
And that your fridge and larder is well stocked for the upcoming viral pandemic.

1595
01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:44,700
ZurichTip.ie

1596
01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:46,280
Guterino.

1597
01:12:46,460 --> 01:12:47,340
Thank you very much.

1598
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:51,080
Do you know what I like to do?

1599
01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:55,580
When I get behind the wheel in the Tuscan region.

1600
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:57,900
The Magiore region.

1601
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,080
Which is where we're about to drive now.

1602
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,160
Stick on a little bit of tunes.

1603
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:05,520
ZurichTip.ie

1604
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:06,040
Stench.

1605
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,320
Thanks so much stench.

1606
01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:09,620
It's a great stench.

1607
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:10,560
Smells great.

1608
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:11,660
Conza.

1609
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:13,560
Did I miss Francis?

1610
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,020
World football the other day.

1611
01:13:17,180 --> 01:13:17,900
Or did that not happen?

1612
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:18,860
No it did happen.

1613
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,200
But it got taken down.

1614
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:25,340
Francis Higgins and Schlug were both set to commentate.

1615
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,460
ZurichTip.ie

1616
01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:28,000
Corona Pellegrino.

1617
01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:28,820
Thank you very much.

1618
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,880
We're both commentating on it.

1619
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:32,980
A CONCACAF.

1620
01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:36,360
That's the North American subdivision of FIFA.

1621
01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:40,680
Women's under 20 world championship match.

1622
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:45,200
White hot action between the Cayman Islands and Trinidad and Tobago.

1623
01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:47,700
ZurichTip.ie

1624
01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:51,880
ZurichRoddenhand.ie

1625
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:52,800
Thank you very much.

1626
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:55,200
And would you Trinidad and believe it.

1627
01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:57,900
The stream got taken down.

1628
01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:07,960
I don't know how people are meant to eat with these masks the whole time.

1629
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:08,360
It's not.

1630
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,460
It doesn't work.

1631
01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:12,640
Love it.

1632
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:12,680
Love it.

1633
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,440
We'll soldier on.

1634
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:16,320
But I like to stick on tunes.

1635
01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:18,680
And here's some of my favourite tunes.

1636
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:20,740
And a little mix.

1637
01:14:20,780 --> 01:14:22,740
A little conzo mix I made up for you.

1638
01:14:23,180 --> 01:14:24,400
Hope you like some of these tunes.

1639
01:14:24,620 --> 01:14:25,940
They're my favourites.

1640
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:28,780
We're going to start with the greatest band in the world.

1641
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:30,460
Coldplay.

1642
01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:36,320
Something a bit different.

1643
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:39,360
I know you like me to put the dance machine.

1644
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:40,860
You know me as the dance machine.

1645
01:14:42,860 --> 01:14:44,980
But we're going to go a bit indie here.

1646
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:45,620
A bit rock.

1647
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:46,640
Yeah.

1648
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:47,920
Chris Martin.

1649
01:14:54,380 --> 01:15:00,840
I can identify with Chris Martin because he went through a conscious uncoupling with his wife Gwyneth.

1650
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:06,060
And I'm going through pretty much a similar sort of thing with my ex-wife Deirdre.

1651
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:11,480
Well she's not ex-yat because the divorce has not gone through.

1652
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,420
Deirdre if you're watching.

1653
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:14,900
How are you getting on?

1654
01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:17,500
You didn't think I'd be okay on my own.

1655
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:20,440
But as you can see I'm absolutely sending it.

1656
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,560
And I hope that you're doing okay as well.

1657
01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:26,260
Even though to be honest with you Dee.

1658
01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:29,220
I don't care.

1659
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,660
It's almost six o'clock.

1660
01:15:34,020 --> 01:15:37,140
But I'm going through a conscious uncoupling myself.

1661
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:40,780
So I can kind of see how things are with him.

1662
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,800
And he's a man of great taste.

1663
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:45,880
And also he penned this.

1664
01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:49,000
An extraordinary love song.

1665
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:51,560
Called Yellow.

1666
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:53,440
At a young age.

1667
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:54,900
So it's kind of.

1668
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,220
It's a powerful tune.

1669
01:15:56,720 --> 01:16:01,620
It's amazing to think somebody at such a young age could make something that would hit so deeply and emotionally.

1670
01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:03,620
With its audience.

1671
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,760
But that they did.

1672
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:06,560
The Coldsters.

1673
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,500
Eneskronivirus.

1674
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:15,520
Thank you very much.

1675
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,220
See you later.

1676
01:16:20,260 --> 01:16:21,100
I'm Connor.

1677
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:22,940
See this guy.

1678
01:16:24,220 --> 01:16:25,000
See you later.

1679
01:16:25,060 --> 01:16:25,540
I'm Connor.

1680
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:27,560
Pink.

1681
01:16:27,980 --> 01:16:28,980
Pink Roadster.

1682
01:16:29,860 --> 01:16:31,020
You got your pink wheel trip.

1683
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:31,740
See you later.

1684
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:32,540
I'm Connor.

1685
01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:35,640
Mama Duck.

1686
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,040
Thank you very much.

1687
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:38,600
Mama Duck.

1688
01:16:38,740 --> 01:16:39,540
I'm Connor.

1689
01:16:39,540 --> 01:16:39,540
I'm Connor.

1690
01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:47,220
And it was called Yellow.

1691
01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:53,720
And then I took the inside line.

1692
01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:59,160
And made all the opponents whine.

1693
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,400
Because I'm fully covered by Zurich.

1694
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:10,340
And my car.

1695
01:17:10,340 --> 01:17:11,060
And my car.

1696
01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:12,060
And my car.

1697
01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:15,520
Is better than yours.

1698
01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:18,340
I'll drive it fast.

1699
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,940
Look at the chrome handles on the doors.

1700
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,740
My face.

1701
01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:27,200
Is on the side of my car.

1702
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,400
My face is really on the side of my car.

1703
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:32,900
Here we go.

1704
01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:36,940
Here we go.

1705
01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:39,820
Holy moly.

1706
01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:42,080
These guys think they're in the big leagues.

1707
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,640
Coronavirus coming through baby.

1708
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:46,800
See you later.

1709
01:17:47,860 --> 01:17:49,220
See you later.

1710
01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:52,460
Yeah.

1711
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:54,180
Eat my dust.

1712
01:17:54,180 --> 01:17:58,800
I drove across.

1713
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,100
The track.

1714
01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:05,320
And then I made it back.

1715
01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:10,260
Because I'm Connor.

1716
01:18:16,260 --> 01:18:17,680
Holy schmoly.

1717
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,080
GoPro.

1718
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:21,320
Actually.

1719
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,120
Need to get a few GoPros.

1720
01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:26,460
Mounted.

1721
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,820
To my shoulders.

1722
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,260
The way in which I would do with the Red Ravens.

1723
01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:33,220
When I'm shooting a film.

1724
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:34,420
Or a big.

1725
01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:35,320
A big feature.

1726
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:36,800
Or even a short.

1727
01:18:36,940 --> 01:18:37,900
Or even a dock.

1728
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:41,340
I like to mount two Red Raven cameras.

1729
01:18:41,660 --> 01:18:43,260
Very very top of the range.

1730
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:44,740
Sort of cinematographical stuff.

1731
01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:49,620
But I'm thinking about getting a 360 degree camera.

1732
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,760
Grafted onto the top of my skull.

1733
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,880
And then broadcasting my life.

1734
01:18:54,180 --> 01:18:56,160
In 360 degrees.

1735
01:18:57,540 --> 01:18:59,260
As a kind of concept.

1736
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,960
Avant-garde stream.

1737
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,060
And that'll be known as Connor World.

1738
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,480
And people can just tune in.

1739
01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:11,580
Any time of the day.

1740
01:19:12,260 --> 01:19:13,680
And just see what I'm doing.

1741
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:14,560
And also.

1742
01:19:14,740 --> 01:19:15,540
See what's going on.

1743
01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:16,180
In front.

1744
01:19:16,420 --> 01:19:16,900
Behind.

1745
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:17,860
To the side.

1746
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:18,280
Up.

1747
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:18,680
Down.

1748
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:19,580
The whole shibangle.

1749
01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:23,740
I went to the film board.

1750
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:26,060
With the proposal.

1751
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,760
A 35 page treatment.

1752
01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:35,340
On just.

1753
01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:36,780
What footwear I'd be wearing.

1754
01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:39,460
And then after the 35 pages of footwear.

1755
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:43,560
The actual treatment for the piece.

1756
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:45,860
Which was 12 pages long.

1757
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:47,700
Detailed what I was going to be doing.

1758
01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:48,720
What I wouldn't be doing.

1759
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:52,840
And how it's going to be.

1760
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:53,960
And how it's going to be the next.

1761
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,480
Evolution of.

1762
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,500
User generated content.

1763
01:19:59,660 --> 01:20:00,500
Of course.

1764
01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:03,640
With the advent of 5G technology.

1765
01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:06,160
Every Tom Dickon.

1766
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:07,200
Don't you know it.

1767
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:08,700
Is going to be streaming.

1768
01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:09,340
Each.

1769
01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:11,100
Individualistic.

1770
01:20:11,260 --> 01:20:12,560
Element of their lives.

1771
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:13,940
On some kind of.

1772
01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:15,540
Sub channel.

1773
01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:17,860
Oh.

1774
01:20:17,940 --> 01:20:18,680
The great shoe.

1775
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:19,540
Power shoe.

1776
01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:23,880
It's shaggy.

1777
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:25,440
Here we go.

1778
01:20:31,020 --> 01:20:31,900
Lots of stuff.

1779
01:20:31,980 --> 01:20:32,720
Shaggy baby.

1780
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:36,000
Yeah.

1781
01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:37,720
It's going to be a great concept.

1782
01:20:38,060 --> 01:20:38,820
The film board.

1783
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:39,580
Are currently.

1784
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:41,820
Apparently they're interested.

1785
01:20:42,220 --> 01:20:43,480
The film board said.

1786
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:44,480
It's got legs.

1787
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:48,760
They want to know.

1788
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:49,520
Who's attached.

1789
01:20:49,860 --> 01:20:50,300
I said.

1790
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:51,200
Connor Williams.

1791
01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:54,060
They said.

1792
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:54,700
We know.

1793
01:20:55,220 --> 01:20:55,500
They go.

1794
01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:56,320
Who's going to be doing.

1795
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:56,880
The production.

1796
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:57,320
The shooting.

1797
01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:57,640
And everything.

1798
01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:57,980
I said.

1799
01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:59,120
Connor Williams.

1800
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:00,620
They said.

1801
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,020
We're not willing to back this.

1802
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,020
Unless you have a crew.

1803
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:04,700
I said.

1804
01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:05,200
Okay.

1805
01:21:05,780 --> 01:21:06,800
Simon Coveney.

1806
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:09,560
A.K.A.

1807
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,300
Simon Coveney Houston.

1808
01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:14,240
They said.

1809
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:14,820
Who else.

1810
01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:15,780
I said.

1811
01:21:15,820 --> 01:21:16,640
Matt Cooper.

1812
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:18,360
Who else.

1813
01:21:18,860 --> 01:21:20,000
Ivan Yates.

1814
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:25,040
They said.

1815
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:25,420
Connor.

1816
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,400
Come back to us.

1817
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:28,680
Go away.

1818
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:29,240
Have a think.

1819
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,120
And come back to us.

1820
01:21:30,180 --> 01:21:30,980
When you've selected.

1821
01:21:31,940 --> 01:21:33,100
Professionals in the industry.

1822
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:34,720
I said.

1823
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:35,420
You don't know.

1824
01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,460
What Yates is like.

1825
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:37,580
He's a polymath.

1826
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:38,780
He's an everyman.

1827
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,500
He's a renaissance man.

1828
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,760
He loves the renaissance.

1829
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:46,820
He's got renaissance.

1830
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:48,180
Patons in his gaff.

1831
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:49,600
And.

1832
01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,120
He can spin a few yarns.

1833
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,360
He can tell a few tales.

1834
01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:55,940
He can write a few lines.

1835
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:57,720
He can regale you.

1836
01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:58,180
With some.

1837
01:21:58,380 --> 01:21:59,400
Amazing poetry.

1838
01:22:01,940 --> 01:22:02,900
The guy is.

1839
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:03,640
He's.

1840
01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:04,540
He's.

1841
01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:05,400
Ivan Butler.

1842
01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:06,020
Yates.

1843
01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:10,460
And they didn't like that.

1844
01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:11,960
And then I didn't like that either.

1845
01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:13,740
Silver trophy.

1846
01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:14,800
Is not the way.

1847
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:16,040
I want to go with this.

1848
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:16,600
Not the way.

1849
01:22:16,700 --> 01:22:17,680
I want to take this.

1850
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:25,580
Did you get onto Zurich yet guys?

1851
01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:31,060
I shouldn't have to be hounding you.

1852
01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:32,100
Okay.

1853
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:33,580
There's a coronavirus.

1854
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:35,440
Coming up.

1855
01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:35,960
It's.

1856
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,740
It's going to steamroll you.

1857
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:40,520
So you need to get onto Zurich.

1858
01:22:40,620 --> 01:22:42,160
And you need to get onto them fast.

1859
01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:43,740
You need to get onto them now.

1860
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:45,780
And you need to tell them I sent you.

1861
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:47,120
Okay.

1862
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:49,960
This is Connor Williams telling you.

1863
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:51,060
Right now.

1864
01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:52,180
Get onto it.

1865
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:53,180
Jim Zurich.

1866
01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:54,780
Because.

1867
01:22:55,940 --> 01:22:57,260
Time is running out man.

1868
01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:58,460
And you don't want.

1869
01:22:58,560 --> 01:22:59,800
You don't want time to run out.

1870
01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:00,660
And you have nothing.

1871
01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:01,840
You have nothing.

1872
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:04,400
To see you through the hard times.

1873
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:08,020
Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards.

1874
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:12,080
Yeah.

1875
01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:14,740
The coronavirus is wreaking havoc.

1876
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,740
But people are not letting it get them down.

1877
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:18,020
They're still going about their business.

1878
01:23:18,020 --> 01:23:19,500
There's lads on scooters.

1879
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:21,860
Outside shop fronts.

1880
01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:25,340
There are signs in Chinese.

1881
01:23:26,180 --> 01:23:27,580
Which I don't understand.

1882
01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:29,160
Because I don't know Chinese.

1883
01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:32,860
Pink slips on the window pane.

1884
01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:35,620
Lanterns are still hanging.

1885
01:23:36,660 --> 01:23:39,460
They're showing no sign of dissipating themselves.

1886
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:44,860
And the Wuhan crew have issued a statement saying.

1887
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:46,280
They're concerned.

1888
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,880
and they're ready to drop fire.

1889
01:23:48,880 --> 01:24:12,880
*Modrich*

1890
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:24,880
*Modrich*

1891
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:35,880
The race for Mazda Roadsters Cup Race 4.

1892
01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,880
Let's do it.

1893
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:46,600
Dead or alive guys, dead or alive.

1894
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:59,700
Bon Jovis.

1895
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:22,880
Here we go, Connor Williams. Taking it to the track in Suzuka. I think, I don't know where we are actually. Could be somewhere, could be somewhere Suzuka, she could be Japanese.

1896
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:30,880
Dead or alive, dead or alive.

1897
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:45,880
I love the responsivity of the car, it's a real nice nipster. It's nippy enough. And it caters for all needs. It's a real needster as well.

1898
01:25:45,880 --> 01:26:00,880
Whether that's hustling and harrying your way down the Mary Horny Turnpike extravaganza. Or picking up a litre of milk down Super Value.

1899
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:07,880
Or dropping the kids off at school. Or the kids. You could only have one kid with this because there's only one seat.

1900
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:14,880
Or picking up a litre of milk down the road. Or picking up a litre of milk down the road. And it's a real sweet deal. See you later.

1901
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:29,880
And people just don't understand. When you go by them. And you're absolutely sending the car towards the gold promised land.

1902
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:34,880
They don't understand. Who you are. What you do. Or what you're about.

1903
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:41,880
Oh fuck. I've gone off. I've come off. I've come unstuck. Hoisted by my own petard again.

1904
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:56,880
You'd wonder how Bon Jovi is getting on these days. Hopefully he's not come down with any flu or coronavirus symptoms.

1905
01:26:56,880 --> 01:27:05,880
Because the man's a machine. He's an absolute turbocharged rock god. And he's only fucking 4 foot 9.

1906
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:12,880
A lot of people don't know that. He uses lifts in his shoes to give him an extra couple of inches.

1907
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:20,880
And it just goes to show you. You don't have to be a big guy to make it big.

1908
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:31,880
He plays for keeps. You know. I think he makes up a lot of height as well. Not only with the lifts. Or kind of boots.

1909
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:41,880
With the heels that he wears. But also the hair. I know his bouffon. Has considerably reduced. Since his heyday.

1910
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:52,880
But the jobster can really bon it up. Bonovox. And he's got a great personality as well.

1911
01:27:52,880 --> 01:28:07,880
He's a fantastic piece of work. A great singer. And an almighty sympathiser. He has a lot of sympathy in him.

1912
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:19,880
Which is why he can reach such emotional touchstones. In his songs. He sympathises with everyone. With lovers. With mothers. Brothers.

1913
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:32,880
Ideologies. The problem is he sympathises with a bit of. He can be a bit sympathetic to some dodgy stuff as well. Like you know. He was actually getting into ISIS for a while.

1914
01:28:32,880 --> 01:29:01,880
But thankfully we managed to pull it back from that. Conor Williams. See you later Takano. Takano. TTO Takano. The Japanese bad boy. Just slips down into second place. Where he was meant to be. Why? Because he's sharing the track with a track demon. Demonic Konzo William Adas. Takes the last turn. Hard and fast. And now into the straight. And with the final lap. Conor Williams. Burning rubber.

1915
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:09,080
burning rubber his Pirelli's just screaming for a bit of water or something they need a drink as

1916
01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:16,840
rubber flaking off the tires onto the track just kissing the curb stone there with the Pirelli's

1917
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:25,160
and the cone on the road we don't know what that's about but we're gonna take every twist turn and

1918
01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:33,000
corner as we can but yeah Bon Jovi and Isis a match made in hell that's what I said to him he said no

1919
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:41,640
you don't get it Connor we're gonna bring Bon Jovi over to the uh to the Levant or the Islamic State

1920
01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:52,040
this was back in 2005 before the uh the enemy had been vanquished Bon Jovi was sick uh at a sick point

1921
01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:57,880
in his career didn't know where to take it next and was trying to just be just be edgy I said listen

1922
01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:06,840
John Bon or Bon John or whatever your fucking name is if you go over there son you're gonna get done

1923
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:12,760
and he looked up and said I never thought about it like that Connor never thought about it thanks for

1924
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:18,920
letting me know and he didn't and there you have it that's the story about how John Bon Jovi and the

1925
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:31,160
band Bon Jovi avoided an absolute career fail by identifying sympathizing and playing for uh the Islamic

1926
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:38,360
state of Iraq Syria and the Levant whatever you want to call that those guys were we don't know

1927
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:50,360
they were a raggle-taggle bunch of bollocks weren't they gold trophy though go on yes yes come on come on

1928
01:30:55,720 --> 01:31:09,560
steph thank you very much

1929
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:28,520
the great world steph thank you very much steph i'm honored i'm privileged i'm downright honored

1930
01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:38,440
to be driving the car the mazda waynot roadster you know whatever you want to call it getting gold for

1931
01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:45,800
you courtesy of zurich in association with gray goose vodka fantastic goose don't know if you've ever had

1932
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:52,120
the pleasure of drinking it it's an amazing sort of tipple get your gills around that and also who could

1933
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:56,120
forget the crisp cool calm tones of sampell

1934
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:08,520
oh distributed by our good friends over at nestle who are doing who doing the god's work in the

1935
01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:17,480
rainforests or or whatever place it is that they're at they're screwing up yeah the coronavirus is uh

1936
01:32:17,480 --> 01:32:20,760
wreaking havoc but people are not letting it get them down they're still gonna

1937
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:27,080
now here we are we're on lap 17 at the italian grand prix if you've missed it so far you've you've

1938
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:33,000
missed a cracker rubens barichello is leading the grand prix by eight seconds and second third there's

1939
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:39,880
an almighty battle on there between michael schumacher and wampablo montoya i gotta tell you something

1940
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:46,760
we're gonna be wampablo montoyering it up later on in milan when we get the little flug tube back into

1941
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:51,560
the milanese heartland hopefully there's gonna be a bit of sky base action

1942
01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:57,480
ralph schumacher is bringing a little yo-yo along he's also got a few pogs that he wants to trade

1943
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:06,920
with jean alaci's brother and also kimmy raikkonen the new upstart said that he's got an mp3 player he's

1944
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:14,600
just after purchasing from japan's got a whopping 128 megabytes of memory on there that's a lot of

1945
01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:19,560
low fidelity mp3s more on that as and when we get

1946
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,560
Connor, we'll be here.

1947
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:51,540
We'll be here.

1948
01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:55,940
And then I'll wind it up and send it home.

1949
01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:58,480
See you later, you little idiot.

1950
01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:04,000
I can remember the day I first parked the little spin around her

1951
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:07,740
underneath the trees of Japanistic pleasure.

1952
01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,480
And I had a sleep and a cry.

1953
01:34:11,380 --> 01:34:14,240
And I was as fresh as a day's ball after that.

1954
01:34:14,620 --> 01:34:19,980
Back home then to Connor Williams AMG Auto inside the garage.

1955
01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:21,440
I've been away for three weeks.

1956
01:34:21,940 --> 01:34:23,960
Too long, you might say.

1957
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:25,760
Out of the biz, out of the game.

1958
01:34:26,060 --> 01:34:28,980
Trying to catch up with the Japanese bad boys over there.

1959
01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:30,540
But they're good guys.

1960
01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:31,960
They don't understand me.

1961
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:33,000
I don't understand them.

1962
01:34:33,060 --> 01:34:34,600
But we both understand one thing.

1963
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:35,900
And that's business.

1964
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:38,940
Get on down to Connor Town tomorrow.

1965
01:34:39,660 --> 01:34:41,440
And I'll sell you a car if you want.

1966
01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:55,420
Go on.

1967
01:34:55,420 --> 01:34:56,780
Yes.

1968
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:57,920
Yes.

1969
01:34:58,120 --> 01:34:58,940
Come on.

1970
01:34:59,520 --> 01:34:59,880
Woo.

1971
01:35:00,180 --> 01:35:00,920
Come on.

1972
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:08,440
I hope you understand.

1973
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:08,440
I hope you understand.

1974
01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:14,440
Happiness.

1975
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:16,240
More or less.

1976
01:35:16,780 --> 01:35:19,520
It's just something changing in my purpose here.

1977
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:26,140
Corona beer firm reeling after 8% slide due to coronavirus.

1978
01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:26,460
Coronavirus.

1979
01:35:30,460 --> 01:35:32,260
You couldn't make it up, could you?

1980
01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:35,520
My heart goes out.

1981
01:35:35,620 --> 01:35:41,140
My heart bleeds for the Corona beer firm who are reeling at the moment.

1982
01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:49,120
The novel coronavirus has an unlikely victim.

1983
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:51,000
One of the world's most popular beers.

1984
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:55,660
Corona has become the subject of memes and vids on social.

1985
01:35:56,700 --> 01:36:00,040
As the toll from the virus climbs worldwide, guys.

1986
01:36:00,120 --> 01:36:02,860
This is a big worldwide bad boy of a virus.

1987
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:07,000
We don't know when it's going to stop or where or if it will stop.

1988
01:36:07,980 --> 01:36:12,360
The so-called purchase intent among adults in the U.S. is plunged.

1989
01:36:13,660 --> 01:36:16,000
Just goes to show you the power of branding.

1990
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:18,340
The power of marketing.

1991
01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:20,000
Of agency.

1992
01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:22,860
Agents of change getting into your mind.

1993
01:36:23,020 --> 01:36:24,160
Subverting your mind.

1994
01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:28,040
Playing upon your hopes, your fears, your desires, your wants.

1995
01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:29,860
Your innermost thoughts.

1996
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:30,700
Your turmoil.

1997
01:36:31,580 --> 01:36:33,780
To try and, you know, pull the strings.

1998
01:36:34,260 --> 01:36:35,600
You're a puppet on their strings.

1999
01:36:35,680 --> 01:36:36,560
They want to pull you in.

2000
01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:38,520
And then make you go into the shop.

2001
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:42,440
And then control you over to the fridge.

2002
01:36:42,840 --> 01:36:44,020
And then make you dance.

2003
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:45,980
All the way over to the till.

2004
01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:48,100
Take out your money on the thing.

2005
01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:51,460
And then dance out the shop with the Corona in your hand.

2006
01:36:51,780 --> 01:36:52,840
It would be a very hard.

2007
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:56,120
I'd love to see the puppeteer who could do that.

2008
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:56,520
But I mean.

2009
01:36:59,100 --> 01:36:59,900
I don't know.

2010
01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:00,760
I don't know who could.

2011
01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:01,940
Or if it's possible.

2012
01:37:03,260 --> 01:37:06,880
The damage has become more severe in recent days.

2013
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:08,040
As infections spread.

2014
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:10,880
Yeah.

2015
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:10,920
Yeah.

2016
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:12,100
The buzz score as well.

2017
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:12,980
This is very important.

2018
01:37:13,140 --> 01:37:16,300
But in the States, they really know how to sell things to people.

2019
01:37:16,420 --> 01:37:16,700
It's a.

2020
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,060
It's a great country.

2021
01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:20,860
It's a fucking great country.

2022
01:37:20,980 --> 01:37:24,320
They really know how to manipulate their.

2023
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,400
Their population.

2024
01:37:27,860 --> 01:37:30,020
So they devise this thing called the buzz score.

2025
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:34,780
Which tracks whether American adults are aware of the brand of her positive or negative things.

2026
01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:35,820
Has tumbled.

2027
01:37:36,240 --> 01:37:37,400
From 51 to seven.

2028
01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:39,240
From a high of 75.

2029
01:37:39,660 --> 01:37:41,280
To 51 from a high of 75.

2030
01:37:41,420 --> 01:37:42,080
I beg your pardon.

2031
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:43,200
At the beginning of the year.

2032
01:37:44,020 --> 01:37:44,740
So there you go.

2033
01:37:44,780 --> 01:37:45,920
It's a 24.

2034
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:49,220
Percent drop.

2035
01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:50,760
Corona.

2036
01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:53,180
Which derides its name from the sun's Corona.

2037
01:37:53,540 --> 01:37:55,460
And has nothing to do with the virus.

2038
01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:58,960
Is the third most popular beer in the US.

2039
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:00,800
According to YouGov.

2040
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:02,700
Guinness is first.

2041
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:04,320
And Heineken.

2042
01:38:04,820 --> 01:38:06,180
Heine-mite is second.

2043
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,060
Another reason for the drop.

2044
01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:10,500
Could be the perception of Corona.

2045
01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:11,800
As a summery beverage.

2046
01:38:12,260 --> 01:38:13,920
Associated with beach holiday.

2047
01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:14,480
Wednesdays.

2048
01:38:15,140 --> 01:38:16,520
Noted YouGov on Wednesday.

2049
01:38:16,660 --> 01:38:17,340
Is therefore.

2050
01:38:18,140 --> 01:38:21,300
It therefore has substantial seasonal fluctuations.

2051
01:38:21,580 --> 01:38:21,780
It said.

2052
01:38:22,220 --> 01:38:23,460
And that was from Bloomberg.

2053
01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:25,120
And he's a good guy.

2054
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:25,720
He's the bloomer.

2055
01:38:26,020 --> 01:38:26,900
The Bloominstein.

2056
01:38:28,480 --> 01:38:29,860
Hope you're doing well bud.

2057
01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:31,940
Hope you're doing well.

2058
01:38:31,940 --> 01:38:32,360
Go on.

2059
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:33,760
Yes.

2060
01:38:34,300 --> 01:38:34,900
Yes.

2061
01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:35,900
Come on.

2062
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:36,840
Woo.

2063
01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:37,900
Come on.

2064
01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:41,680
Let's get this roadster going.

2065
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:43,960
It's a needster.

2066
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:45,740
It suits all needs.

2067
01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:46,980
It's a real needster.

2068
01:38:47,140 --> 01:38:48,720
The Yunos roadster.

2069
01:39:06,460 --> 01:39:06,960
Spanner.

2070
01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:07,640
Gridrain.

2071
01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:09,560
You can have a spanner if you want.

2072
01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:10,640
No problem.

2073
01:39:14,780 --> 01:39:16,060
There we go.

2074
01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:18,100
Gridrain is now mod.

2075
01:39:18,260 --> 01:39:18,420
Yeah.

2076
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:18,960
Good man.

2077
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:19,540
Good man.

2078
01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:20,020
Good man.

2079
01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:22,980
Okay.

2080
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:24,440
The Thompson twins are on.

2081
01:39:24,780 --> 01:39:26,140
We're going full lock.

2082
01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:27,380
Let's do this.

2083
01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:31,480
Hold me now.

2084
01:39:32,900 --> 01:39:33,480
Oh.

2085
01:39:34,180 --> 01:39:36,020
Connor Williams.

2086
01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:40,420
Look at me.

2087
01:39:42,220 --> 01:39:43,700
As I drive.

2088
01:39:44,460 --> 01:39:45,900
Round the track.

2089
01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,020
At speed.

2090
01:39:51,540 --> 01:39:53,540
We're two of a kind.

2091
01:39:56,380 --> 01:39:58,880
Ba ba da ba da da.

2092
01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:01,840
We're behind.

2093
01:40:02,420 --> 01:40:04,100
I'm not coming second in this race.

2094
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:06,500
We're getting to the top of the tree and that's that.

2095
01:40:06,660 --> 01:40:08,800
Now, tea or coffee.

2096
01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:15,260
See, these got a big pack of, big bunch of apples.

2097
01:40:15,820 --> 01:40:16,800
See you later, apples.

2098
01:40:17,580 --> 01:40:18,580
You're rotten anyway.

2099
01:40:18,700 --> 01:40:20,320
I didn't want to eat you, you stink.

2100
01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:22,120
You've got maggots in you.

2101
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:24,880
You don't deserve to be ate.

2102
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:28,300
You absolute box of scummy crab apples.

2103
01:40:29,540 --> 01:40:34,600
Now, that's how you, that's how you, you trash talk on the track, guys.

2104
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:37,180
I don't know if you've ever done any trash talking.

2105
01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:41,180
Look at the fucking vein in the middle of my forehead.

2106
01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:43,160
It's going to pop any moment.

2107
01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:44,880
That's COVID for you.

2108
01:40:46,060 --> 01:40:47,280
That's the COVIDians.

2109
01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:50,900
It's an obscene virus.

2110
01:40:52,140 --> 01:40:54,760
See you later, you fucking little gremlin.

2111
01:40:54,980 --> 01:40:55,420
Bye-bye.

2112
01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:58,600
All these guys.

2113
01:40:58,820 --> 01:41:01,840
All these absolute clowns in their roadsters.

2114
01:41:02,020 --> 01:41:02,820
They don't understand.

2115
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:05,780
They don't know where I'm coming from.

2116
01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:06,980
And that's Kemp.

2117
01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:08,740
See you later, Kemp.

2118
01:41:09,260 --> 01:41:10,620
See you later, man.

2119
01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:15,900
I hope you remember that moment tonight when you're trying to get the head down for a bit of shut-eye.

2120
01:41:17,180 --> 01:41:18,660
You can shut your eyes, Kemp.

2121
01:41:18,660 --> 01:41:26,400
But you can't shut out the memory of me overtaking you on the straighter Blue Moon Bay or wherever the fuck this is.

2122
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:28,020
Yeah, it is Blue Moon Bay.

2123
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:30,600
You'll never be able to forget that.

2124
01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:31,120
Kemp.

2125
01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:32,400
Kemp?

2126
01:41:33,080 --> 01:41:33,700
Oh, he's gone.

2127
01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:39,000
Tell you who's a great guy.

2128
01:41:39,120 --> 01:41:41,480
Martin Kemp from Spandau Ballet.

2129
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:42,760
Andy Stenders.

2130
01:41:43,820 --> 01:41:45,120
A stand-up guy.

2131
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:47,560
And a real good chum.

2132
01:41:49,460 --> 01:41:53,880
And an exponent of the Grey Goose wave of the late 80s.

2133
01:41:54,260 --> 01:41:57,120
Even though a goose had not yet been invented by them.

2134
01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:58,980
They were onto something.

2135
01:42:00,440 --> 01:42:02,400
Those Spandau boys were onto something.

2136
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:09,080
They had an air of class about them.

2137
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,080
And they could hold a tune, too.

2138
01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,860
That's what they did best.

2139
01:42:18,940 --> 01:42:20,000
I'd say they drove.

2140
01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,820
I'd say they all drove Mercedes.

2141
01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:25,680
I mean, maybe not at the time.

2142
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:28,160
But after a while.

2143
01:42:28,260 --> 01:42:28,920
You know, gold.

2144
01:42:29,460 --> 01:42:29,860
True.

2145
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:31,320
Those songs are classics.

2146
01:42:32,780 --> 01:42:39,420
They would be, you know, big in the bank as well, I'd say, with the royalties.

2147
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:44,220
They would have been able to afford any number of AMGs.

2148
01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:51,420
If I say any number, there, of course, is a limit to how much they would have been able to afford.

2149
01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:53,360
They're very, very pricey cars.

2150
01:42:53,700 --> 01:42:56,100
But fair play to them.

2151
01:42:56,460 --> 01:42:59,760
As for the Thompson Twins, I'm not sure about those guys.

2152
01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:03,420
They looked a bit geeky, a bit kooky.

2153
01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:06,820
And I can't really remember what they did after that.

2154
01:43:07,060 --> 01:43:07,920
After this track.

2155
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:09,380
But, I mean.

2156
01:43:11,660 --> 01:43:12,420
What an era.

2157
01:43:12,840 --> 01:43:16,560
What a decade that was.

2158
01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:20,700
And now look at where we are.

2159
01:43:21,140 --> 01:43:23,080
We started at the bottom and now we're at the top.

2160
01:43:24,100 --> 01:43:25,260
We're at the top of the tree.

2161
01:43:25,380 --> 01:43:27,960
It's Connor Williams in first place here at Blue Moon Bay.

2162
01:43:28,280 --> 01:43:30,480
As a passenger airliner.

2163
01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:34,660
Flies overhead ominously.

2164
01:43:34,660 --> 01:43:36,740
Very slowly as well.

2165
01:43:38,060 --> 01:43:39,580
I've mentioned this before.

2166
01:43:39,700 --> 01:43:42,640
Hopefully it's on its way somewhere nice.

2167
01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:50,960
And it hasn't been commandeered by a gang of unarmed terrorists.

2168
01:43:51,640 --> 01:43:54,980
Who planned to fucking crash it into a big building.

2169
01:43:55,560 --> 01:43:58,480
Which hasn't been seen since 9-11.

2170
01:43:59,020 --> 01:44:01,740
Hopefully won't ever be seen since it's seen again.

2171
01:44:03,300 --> 01:44:04,260
But I do.

2172
01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:05,540
I do.

2173
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:07,080
I go into that time.

2174
01:44:07,580 --> 01:44:08,740
In my mind.

2175
01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:09,400
A lot.

2176
01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:14,820
It was something which was unprecedented.

2177
01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:16,980
Horrific.

2178
01:44:20,980 --> 01:44:23,080
It was just everything that you.

2179
01:44:23,280 --> 01:44:26,060
Everything a nightmare should be.

2180
01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:27,840
That's what 9-11 was.

2181
01:44:28,140 --> 01:44:29,940
I don't know if you've seen 9-11.

2182
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:32,200
That's a gold trophy though.

2183
01:44:32,300 --> 01:44:33,820
Thank you so much for the gold.

2184
01:44:34,760 --> 01:44:35,180
Go on.

2185
01:44:36,140 --> 01:44:36,580
Yes.

2186
01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:37,700
Yes.

2187
01:44:38,100 --> 01:44:38,660
Come on.

2188
01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:39,640
Woo.

2189
01:44:40,060 --> 01:44:40,700
Come on.

2190
01:44:44,480 --> 01:44:44,940
Sorry.

2191
01:44:45,020 --> 01:44:45,980
I don't know who this guy is.

2192
01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:46,940
Jacques Brel.

2193
01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:48,820
Ne me quitté pas.

2194
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:49,860
Some French guy.

2195
01:44:49,960 --> 01:44:50,900
42 million.

2196
01:44:51,540 --> 01:44:53,000
42 million views.

2197
01:44:54,000 --> 01:44:54,620
The Clash.

2198
01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:55,440
London Calling.

2199
01:44:55,780 --> 01:44:56,900
Not a great song.

2200
01:44:58,580 --> 01:44:59,140
Muse.

2201
01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:00,760
Not amused.

2202
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:02,880
The Cure.

2203
01:45:03,540 --> 01:45:04,640
Not really into it.

2204
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:06,180
Hole.

2205
01:45:07,220 --> 01:45:08,580
You can shove it up your hole.

2206
01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:10,740
I mean.

2207
01:45:10,740 --> 01:45:12,300
Were Hole even that good?

2208
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:15,160
Or was it just because she was seeing your man out of Nirvana?

2209
01:45:18,060 --> 01:45:18,980
Who knows?

2210
01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:23,560
All we know is that we got gold.

2211
01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:26,300
Another gold in the bag.

2212
01:45:27,700 --> 01:45:28,700
That's all we need.

2213
01:45:29,420 --> 01:45:30,220
That's what we got.

2214
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:32,880
Zurich Tip.

2215
01:45:33,420 --> 01:45:33,940
IE.

2216
01:45:34,180 --> 01:45:35,020
Jimmy Bars.

2217
01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:36,180
Thank you very much bud.

2218
01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:37,420
Hope you're keeping well.

2219
01:45:38,020 --> 01:45:39,860
And that your Mercedes is clean.

2220
01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:41,280
And hoovered.

2221
01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:48,740
The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms.

2222
01:45:48,940 --> 01:45:49,880
Fill up the tank.

2223
01:45:50,180 --> 01:45:51,040
Make it snappy.

2224
01:45:51,300 --> 01:45:52,280
Or I'll have your job.

2225
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:59,000
A completely redesigned chassis with airmatic electronically controlled pneumatic suspension,

2226
01:45:59,480 --> 01:46:01,040
automatic ride height adjustment,

2227
01:46:01,440 --> 01:46:06,500
and the ADS adaptive damping system further improves driving comfort and dynamics.

2228
01:46:06,500 --> 01:46:10,600
Have you ever driven one of these over cobblestones, potholes, and gobblepots?

2229
01:46:10,980 --> 01:46:11,980
Yeah, well you should.

2230
01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:14,140
It's a fucking smooth little journey.

2231
01:46:14,920 --> 01:46:16,580
It's a smooth journey.

2232
01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:18,140
What's wrong?

2233
01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:19,360
Do you need money?

2234
01:46:19,360 --> 01:46:41,460
You've got that San Pellegrino smile.

2235
01:46:41,460 --> 01:46:46,580
When you smile, you lighten up the room for a while.

2236
01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:51,340
Then it goes out around half past ten.

2237
01:46:52,380 --> 01:46:56,180
It's time to grab another San Pelle again.

2238
01:46:57,380 --> 01:46:59,140
The holiday in Milan was shit.

2239
01:46:59,300 --> 01:47:00,920
I'm never going back again.

2240
01:47:01,380 --> 01:47:03,080
The birds were sending it.

2241
01:47:03,180 --> 01:47:03,800
It has to be said.

2242
01:47:03,860 --> 01:47:06,620
A lot of high class birdage at the San Pelle event.

2243
01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:09,220
120 year dinner event it was.

2244
01:47:09,780 --> 01:47:11,500
Fucking magic and nature and everything.

2245
01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:18,460
You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelle event,

2246
01:47:18,740 --> 01:47:22,360
where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds.

2247
01:47:23,020 --> 01:47:24,220
Have you ever had that?

2248
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:26,280
No, I doubt it.

2249
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:29,700
As for the nouveau cuisine, exquisigandic.

2250
01:47:30,260 --> 01:47:34,880
Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us

2251
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:36,280
have made us disassemble,

2252
01:47:36,700 --> 01:47:39,400
only to reveal a fucking night scene,

2253
01:47:39,700 --> 01:47:41,900
and a plate of beans and a star of toast.

2254
01:47:42,580 --> 01:47:47,340
Star of toast you take away the sins of the world.

2255
01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:50,620
A celebration of the Italian inhabitants.

2256
01:47:51,780 --> 01:47:54,440
Then, a final course of rubbish.

2257
01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:59,040
Before the San Pelle dronies each brought out a prism chest.

2258
01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:01,020
Illuminated box prism.

2259
01:48:01,360 --> 01:48:02,460
What was inside it?

2260
01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:04,840
You guess-a-less-a-lessed it.

2261
01:48:05,260 --> 01:48:07,820
The celestial San Pelle bastard bottle.

2262
01:48:08,260 --> 01:48:11,700
An absolute crystal water's gypsy woman job.

2263
01:48:12,120 --> 01:48:16,360
Rich cunts clap while people got back slaps and handshakes.

2264
01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:18,880
You may think this is extraordinary,

2265
01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:22,280
whereas we think it's just another night.

2266
01:48:23,080 --> 01:48:27,140
San Pellegrino, honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years.

2267
01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:27,880
Cheers.

2268
01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:29,840
Conor Williams.

2269
01:48:29,840 --> 01:48:30,080
Yes.

2270
01:48:30,080 --> 01:48:30,080
Yes.

2271
01:48:30,080 --> 01:48:30,080
Yes.

2272
01:48:30,080 --> 01:48:34,140
Come on.

2273
01:48:34,140 --> 01:48:34,740
Yes.

2274
01:48:34,740 --> 01:48:35,860
Yes.

2275
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:36,980
Yes.

2276
01:48:37,340 --> 01:48:38,000
Come on.

2277
01:48:38,580 --> 01:48:38,940
Woo.

2278
01:48:39,300 --> 01:48:40,000
Come on.

2279
01:48:40,540 --> 01:48:44,400
Welcome back, everybody, to COVID-19 with me, Conor Williams.

2280
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:47,660
It's that time again.

2281
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:49,420
We've had a couple of gold tropes in the bag.

2282
01:48:49,500 --> 01:48:55,240
So let's bust out another CTN, as the kids in Compton are calling us.

2283
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:08,000
Good night.

2284
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:13,840
Let's have a look here.

2285
01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:16,520
Fucking hell.

2286
01:49:16,580 --> 01:49:17,820
I think I might be coming down with it.

2287
01:49:19,340 --> 01:49:20,200
I hope not.

2288
01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:23,260
I wore the mask and everything big time.

2289
01:49:23,900 --> 01:49:29,180
So we already had Lisa Murphy at the Grand Canal doing her thing.

2290
01:49:29,780 --> 01:49:35,680
And now we have Spiral from Big Brother, I think.

2291
01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:38,280
Let me see now.

2292
01:49:38,340 --> 01:49:38,560
Oh, yeah.

2293
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:41,040
Big Brother 7 contestant, Spiral.

2294
01:49:41,940 --> 01:49:45,520
This is from the 14th of August, 2006.

2295
01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:51,260
Left Fingless last night and partied in Temple Bar's Sin.

2296
01:49:52,660 --> 01:49:54,300
Let's get those tunes back on.

2297
01:49:54,380 --> 01:49:54,560
Sorry.

2298
01:49:54,760 --> 01:49:55,520
Just a second.

2299
01:49:55,900 --> 01:49:56,400
One.

2300
01:49:57,260 --> 01:49:57,780
Yes.

2301
01:49:58,360 --> 01:49:58,720
Good.

2302
01:49:58,840 --> 01:49:59,760
Come on.

2303
01:50:00,540 --> 01:50:00,860
Woo.

2304
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:01,940
Come on.

2305
01:50:02,360 --> 01:50:03,860
Keldick Tizer G.

2306
01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:20,000
He celebrated his top 10 single, Spiral, in the Sin Nightclub in Temple Bar.

2307
01:50:21,600 --> 01:50:23,500
He got booted out of Big Brother.

2308
01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:26,240
No possibility of getting back into the house.

2309
01:50:27,140 --> 01:50:30,320
Fingless native Spiral isn't letting the grass grow under his feet.

2310
01:50:32,400 --> 01:50:44,540
Instead, the cheeky chappy is taking full advantage of his current celebrity status and cashing in with the rapid release of his controversial single, Fingless.

2311
01:50:44,540 --> 01:50:59,260
Which is a catchy rhyme about robbing cars and run-ins with the guardie on the mean streets of the north side.

2312
01:50:59,260 --> 01:51:02,140
And right behind the nightclub.

2313
01:51:02,140 --> 01:51:02,140
And right behind the nightclub.

2314
01:51:02,140 --> 01:51:20,240
And right behind Nelly Furtado.

2315
01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:23,120
Man-eat-r-in the nightclub.

2316
01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:26,860
And there's Spiral there with a cheeky Lucas-aid.

2317
01:51:27,820 --> 01:51:31,960
With a big brother still in the news and building up to the final evictions.

2318
01:51:32,460 --> 01:51:33,220
No doubt.

2319
01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:38,260
Spiral will be back on the Channel 4 show this weekend promoting his new tunes.

2320
01:51:38,920 --> 01:51:40,320
He might just get another one.

2321
01:51:41,920 --> 01:51:42,740
There we are.

2322
01:51:42,740 --> 01:51:45,300
Lovely, lovely car he has for himself there.

2323
01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:52,040
Showbiz Ireland caught up with the T-Total lad last night as he pulled in one of absolute limousines.

2324
01:51:53,900 --> 01:51:55,700
Absolute limousines.

2325
01:51:56,780 --> 01:51:58,800
Absolute scenes in those zines.

2326
01:51:59,260 --> 01:52:00,300
Luxury vehicles.

2327
01:52:01,180 --> 01:52:04,940
Right outside the front door of the S-I-N bar.

2328
01:52:05,080 --> 01:52:06,140
That's a great bar.

2329
01:52:07,020 --> 01:52:07,700
Stee-06.

2330
01:52:07,980 --> 01:52:09,080
Thanks so much for that.

2331
01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:13,460
Shoutouts to Jimmy Tip as well from Jimmy Bars.

2332
01:52:14,360 --> 01:52:14,660
Um.

2333
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:17,240
Hope you're doing well, man.

2334
01:52:17,980 --> 01:52:18,420
Uh.

2335
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:19,620
That's the S-I-N.

2336
01:52:19,740 --> 01:52:21,400
And that's Spiral and a friend.

2337
01:52:22,420 --> 01:52:27,340
But rather than sipping the courtesy champagne on the limo's back seat.

2338
01:52:28,520 --> 01:52:32,660
Spiral only had interest in a bottle of Lucas-Aid in the minibar.

2339
01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:35,400
And refused the free bubbly.

2340
01:52:35,940 --> 01:52:36,580
Fair play to him.

2341
01:52:37,900 --> 01:52:41,420
Although we did manage to get him to pull a pint of Guinness in the glitzy bar.

2342
01:52:42,340 --> 01:52:42,660
Uh.

2343
01:52:42,800 --> 01:52:43,420
But he was.

2344
01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:46,440
He quickly passed it over to the counter to one of his posse.

2345
01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:48,180
He was quite happy with the free gargle.

2346
01:52:49,020 --> 01:52:51,820
So there were a few hangers on in the entourage.

2347
01:52:52,240 --> 01:52:52,800
Getting the.

2348
01:52:52,900 --> 01:52:54,360
Getting the free Guinness.

2349
01:52:55,300 --> 01:52:55,620
Uh.

2350
01:52:55,700 --> 01:52:57,700
After partaying with pals.

2351
01:52:58,420 --> 01:53:01,020
Spiral shot off in his stretch limo.

2352
01:53:01,540 --> 01:53:02,280
For an imminent.

2353
01:53:02,840 --> 01:53:04,320
Meeting with pop guru.

2354
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:05,800
Louie Walsh.

2355
01:53:06,220 --> 01:53:07,220
Who was judging.

2356
01:53:08,200 --> 01:53:11,320
The Eurostar competition at DCU.

2357
01:53:17,640 --> 01:53:18,640
It's amazing.

2358
01:53:20,880 --> 01:53:21,700
It's just.

2359
01:53:21,700 --> 01:53:22,920
It's another era.

2360
01:53:23,060 --> 01:53:24,040
It's another time.

2361
01:53:25,480 --> 01:53:27,000
It's a time gone.

2362
01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:27,860
I miss it.

2363
01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,800
These were great days.

2364
01:53:29,900 --> 01:53:31,420
We didn't realise at the time.

2365
01:53:32,160 --> 01:53:34,200
We just thought this was another day.

2366
01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:35,620
Another day in paradise.

2367
01:53:37,780 --> 01:53:38,780
Nobody bought it.

2368
01:53:38,780 --> 01:53:39,420
Nobody bought it an islet.

2369
01:53:40,380 --> 01:53:41,800
When Lisa Murphy was.

2370
01:53:43,080 --> 01:53:46,500
Handling a slippery fish down by the banks of the Grand Canal.

2371
01:53:47,460 --> 01:53:49,120
Patrick Kavanagh just watching.

2372
01:53:49,700 --> 01:53:50,160
Leering.

2373
01:53:50,540 --> 01:53:50,980
Jeering.

2374
01:53:52,240 --> 01:53:53,580
While she subtly.

2375
01:53:53,580 --> 01:53:55,420
And slip-handedly.

2376
01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:56,820
Manhandled.

2377
01:53:57,460 --> 01:53:58,640
A scaly salmon.

2378
01:53:59,140 --> 01:54:00,900
Which didn't come from the Grand Canal.

2379
01:54:01,080 --> 01:54:01,360
Because.

2380
01:54:01,460 --> 01:54:01,860
I mean.

2381
01:54:02,320 --> 01:54:03,120
I've never seen.

2382
01:54:03,260 --> 01:54:05,540
I don't think salmon swim up canal.

2383
01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:05,960
Do they?

2384
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:07,520
It's usually just rivers.

2385
01:54:09,860 --> 01:54:11,560
You know.

2386
01:54:11,640 --> 01:54:13,400
We thought that that was just normal.

2387
01:54:14,620 --> 01:54:15,680
You would see that.

2388
01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:19,060
You would see that sort of stuff going down to the shop for a pint of milk.

2389
01:54:19,460 --> 01:54:20,960
So it's not unusual.

2390
01:54:21,560 --> 01:54:23,420
That Spiral got to go and meet Louis Walsh.

2391
01:54:23,420 --> 01:54:26,480
Who was judging the Eurostar competition at DCU.

2392
01:54:26,480 --> 01:54:27,400
Who knows.

2393
01:54:27,640 --> 01:54:29,560
If Louis takes on the young Dubliner.

2394
01:54:30,040 --> 01:54:32,340
We could see a lot more of his songs.

2395
01:54:32,660 --> 01:54:33,180
Challenging.

2396
01:54:33,620 --> 01:54:35,020
For the top spot in the charts.

2397
01:54:35,120 --> 01:54:35,480
But what.

2398
01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:37,100
A dream that would have been.

2399
01:54:39,200 --> 01:54:41,580
And what a great situation as well.

2400
01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:42,520
And well done Spiral.

2401
01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:44,000
And hopefully you're doing well pal.

2402
01:54:44,820 --> 01:54:46,220
Big shout out to Spiral.

2403
01:54:46,440 --> 01:54:47,860
And all his crew.

2404
01:54:49,380 --> 01:54:50,400
All the best man.

2405
01:54:51,180 --> 01:54:52,480
All the bloody best.

2406
01:54:52,580 --> 01:54:53,920
That was Celtic Tiger Nights.

2407
01:55:05,640 --> 01:55:11,300
There you go.

2408
01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:13,600
That's your CTN.

2409
01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:15,420
I've got to tell you something.

2410
01:55:15,740 --> 01:55:19,980
I'm really having a nice COVID-19 night of it.

2411
01:55:20,120 --> 01:55:21,760
It's a cozy COVIDian.

2412
01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:24,700
It's a beautiful world.

2413
01:55:24,700 --> 01:55:25,840
It's a beautiful world.

2414
01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:27,480
And we're all living in it.

2415
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:31,500
And I want to bring you somewhere I like to drive late at night.

2416
01:55:32,740 --> 01:55:33,960
It's called the Tokyo Expressway.

2417
01:55:33,960 --> 01:55:35,100
It's called the Tokyo Expressway.

2418
01:55:35,180 --> 01:55:37,360
I usually bring the AMG here if I can.

2419
01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:40,640
Right now I'm racing a Mazda Yunus Roadster.

2420
01:55:41,140 --> 01:55:42,420
And it's a great little car.

2421
01:55:43,340 --> 01:55:45,040
It suits a lot of different needs.

2422
01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:46,200
It's a needster.

2423
01:55:46,780 --> 01:55:49,620
It's got a nice bit of space in the back.

2424
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:51,060
Even though there is no back.

2425
01:55:51,680 --> 01:56:00,120
And it's just a real go-getter, jetsetter, hairdresser's first big wedge kind of car.

2426
01:56:00,260 --> 01:56:00,540
Do you know?

2427
01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:06,020
Look at those pistons just pumping the night away.

2428
01:56:07,900 --> 01:56:11,720
It's a pistonic scene.

2429
01:56:12,960 --> 01:56:15,140
One which should pump us up.

2430
01:56:16,240 --> 01:56:19,920
You know, you witness that machinery, that kind of mechanical wonderment,

2431
01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:23,600
which has been crafted by men's hands.

2432
01:56:23,780 --> 01:56:25,160
And probably women's hands as well.

2433
01:56:25,220 --> 01:56:26,100
Don't want to be sexist.

2434
01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:30,800
But, I mean, maybe not even human hands.

2435
01:56:31,060 --> 01:56:32,100
Maybe robots.

2436
01:56:32,100 --> 01:56:32,220
robots.

2437
01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:34,540
Made those pistons.

2438
01:56:35,980 --> 01:56:38,600
And you can't be sexist about them.

2439
01:56:38,660 --> 01:56:41,080
Because they're neither man nor woman.

2440
01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:44,640
But I'm sure I'm wrong about that.

2441
01:56:45,600 --> 01:56:47,680
The last time I checked ten minutes ago,

2442
01:56:48,780 --> 01:56:49,580
cars were neither.

2443
01:56:49,740 --> 01:56:50,980
But, I mean, you never know.

2444
01:56:51,060 --> 01:56:54,220
Maybe cars and pistons are self-identifying.

2445
01:56:55,180 --> 01:56:56,820
And that's where we've got to.

2446
01:56:57,980 --> 01:57:01,220
I was talking about this the other day, actually, to Miles Dungan.

2447
01:57:01,220 --> 01:57:14,620
We were actually watching footage from Stalingrad, the battle, mixed to some real nice deep house, ambient techno core, and some mild fuckwaves as well.

2448
01:57:15,180 --> 01:57:18,560
Which he had in the back of a vinyl in the freezer.

2449
01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:20,580
I said, why'd you keep it there, Miles?

2450
01:57:21,060 --> 01:57:25,080
He said, because you'll want it to be as cool as a cucumber when you're listening to it, man.

2451
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,920
I said, that doesn't affect anything.

2452
01:57:27,000 --> 01:57:27,640
He said it does.

2453
01:57:28,520 --> 01:57:32,060
The fidelity of the vinyl when the needle hits the groove.

2454
01:57:33,200 --> 01:57:40,460
Something about the iciness of the ridge on the record that makes the record sound better or something.

2455
01:57:41,420 --> 01:57:51,520
And he just put that on and we watched some of the horrific footage of the encirclement of the mass German 6th Army in the middle of Stalingrad.

2456
01:57:52,120 --> 01:57:55,160
They were eating rats, horse meat.

2457
01:57:56,120 --> 01:58:02,480
And it was possibly the most dark hellscape I'd ever seen.

2458
01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:08,280
But those beats, boy oh boy, did they just, they really complimented the footage.

2459
01:58:08,520 --> 01:58:11,500
And actually, they actually did Stalingrad justice.

2460
01:58:11,680 --> 01:58:13,000
Because I've heard the story of it.

2461
01:58:13,520 --> 01:58:18,840
I know it's meant to be one of the biggest and baddest war stories of all time.

2462
01:58:18,900 --> 01:58:20,080
But I didn't think it was that bad.

2463
01:58:20,540 --> 01:58:26,160
But when I saw what Dungan was doing with his frozen sack of vinyls.

2464
01:58:28,100 --> 01:58:29,360
Blew me out of the water.

2465
01:58:29,780 --> 01:58:34,140
And he, listen, he blows people out of the water every week in the Miles dungeon.

2466
01:58:34,660 --> 01:58:37,260
And if you haven't been down there, what are you doing?

2467
01:58:37,420 --> 01:58:38,060
You're in Dublin.

2468
01:58:39,240 --> 01:58:40,460
Where else are you going to be?

2469
01:58:40,460 --> 01:58:44,980
In town.

2470
01:58:46,920 --> 01:58:48,240
Yeah, well if you're in town.

2471
01:58:49,620 --> 01:58:50,580
Go to the Green.

2472
01:58:51,680 --> 01:58:52,640
Up Leeson Street.

2473
01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:57,860
Right just before, onto, as if you're going onto Adelaide Road.

2474
01:58:57,960 --> 01:58:58,940
Down to the Iron Ear.

2475
01:59:00,160 --> 01:59:02,080
There's a little place there.

2476
01:59:03,580 --> 01:59:03,980
Inconspicuous.

2477
01:59:04,640 --> 01:59:05,780
But I tell you something.

2478
01:59:08,280 --> 01:59:09,140
It's seminal.

2479
01:59:09,140 --> 01:59:10,900
What?

2480
01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:12,380
Yes?

2481
01:59:12,920 --> 01:59:13,280
Yes!

2482
01:59:13,960 --> 01:59:14,380
Come on!

2483
01:59:15,160 --> 01:59:15,460
Woo!

2484
01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:16,520
Come on!

2485
01:59:17,100 --> 01:59:18,820
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

2486
01:59:19,180 --> 01:59:20,720
Sorry, it's not Celtic Tiger Knives.

2487
01:59:20,800 --> 01:59:21,340
Sorry about that.

2488
01:59:21,540 --> 01:59:22,500
Beardsman MEP.

2489
01:59:22,720 --> 01:59:23,740
Thanks so much, bud.

2490
01:59:24,460 --> 01:59:27,420
You're a kind-hearted legendaro of the fall.

2491
01:59:27,980 --> 01:59:29,400
You've been with us since the beginning.

2492
01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:31,140
Since the early days.

2493
01:59:31,140 --> 01:59:31,780
Since the early days.

2494
01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:36,900
Before I was even invented.

2495
01:59:37,140 --> 01:59:40,740
Because I believe in a creation.

2496
01:59:40,880 --> 01:59:42,380
I believe in creationism.

2497
01:59:42,820 --> 01:59:43,540
I was created.

2498
01:59:43,700 --> 01:59:44,860
I was invented by God.

2499
01:59:45,360 --> 01:59:47,220
Celtic Tiger Cub.

2500
01:59:47,400 --> 01:59:48,080
Thank you very much.

2501
01:59:48,760 --> 01:59:49,500
All of us.

2502
01:59:49,700 --> 01:59:51,760
Every one of us was invented by God.

2503
01:59:54,760 --> 02:00:00,920
And I won't hear a fucking different word about it.

2504
02:00:01,020 --> 02:00:01,220
Okay?

2505
02:00:01,360 --> 02:00:02,220
I know it's Lent.

2506
02:00:02,540 --> 02:00:03,860
I should be giving up swearing.

2507
02:00:04,340 --> 02:00:05,460
But that's not going to happen.

2508
02:00:07,660 --> 02:00:12,940
Because some of these bad boys on this track really grind my gears.

2509
02:00:13,500 --> 02:00:16,860
I'm talking about the German Luciano Gunther.

2510
02:00:16,860 --> 02:00:17,360
Yeah.

2511
02:00:18,560 --> 02:00:19,520
Luciano, of course.

2512
02:00:19,620 --> 02:00:21,700
Of Italian stock himself.

2513
02:00:21,840 --> 02:00:24,720
But born and raised in Leipzig.

2514
02:00:25,480 --> 02:00:27,300
And Henry Martinez.

2515
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:29,400
The American.

2516
02:00:31,180 --> 02:00:33,040
Of South American extraction.

2517
02:00:34,460 --> 02:00:35,440
The Finn.

2518
02:00:35,600 --> 02:00:36,340
The Finn.

2519
02:00:36,880 --> 02:00:38,140
If you want to win.

2520
02:00:38,320 --> 02:00:38,960
Get a Finn.

2521
02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:42,020
That was the saying back in the day.

2522
02:00:42,140 --> 02:00:42,460
But I mean.

2523
02:00:42,520 --> 02:00:43,340
You can't say that anymore.

2524
02:00:43,480 --> 02:00:44,720
Because it's a bit.

2525
02:00:44,900 --> 02:00:45,620
It's a bit much.

2526
02:00:46,340 --> 02:00:46,600
You know.

2527
02:00:47,140 --> 02:00:47,620
Specifying.

2528
02:00:48,880 --> 02:00:49,360
Nationalities.

2529
02:00:49,680 --> 02:00:50,580
And things like that.

2530
02:00:50,940 --> 02:00:52,160
You can't say it anymore.

2531
02:00:52,200 --> 02:00:52,980
In broadcasting.

2532
02:00:53,980 --> 02:00:54,460
Some of.

2533
02:00:54,660 --> 02:00:54,980
I mean.

2534
02:00:55,100 --> 02:00:55,500
That's.

2535
02:00:55,580 --> 02:00:56,740
It's a shame to some.

2536
02:00:59,620 --> 02:01:02,760
But it's not too many.

2537
02:01:03,060 --> 02:01:03,300
You know.

2538
02:01:05,260 --> 02:01:06,040
I got.

2539
02:01:06,320 --> 02:01:07,540
I got the chop.

2540
02:01:09,160 --> 02:01:09,640
There.

2541
02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:10,660
A few months ago.

2542
02:01:12,500 --> 02:01:14,360
When I was co-commentating.

2543
02:01:14,760 --> 02:01:15,600
Co-coms.

2544
02:01:17,520 --> 02:01:18,740
On the F1.

2545
02:01:19,800 --> 02:01:20,020
Oh.

2546
02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:23,380
There we go.

2547
02:01:23,580 --> 02:01:24,320
There we go.

2548
02:01:26,420 --> 02:01:26,900
And.

2549
02:01:27,080 --> 02:01:28,380
I just made references.

2550
02:01:28,580 --> 02:01:29,920
There was a Colombian driver.

2551
02:01:30,120 --> 02:01:30,520
And I was.

2552
02:01:30,640 --> 02:01:31,040
And he was.

2553
02:01:31,180 --> 02:01:32,300
He was flying it.

2554
02:01:32,940 --> 02:01:34,220
Absolutely flying it.

2555
02:01:37,260 --> 02:01:37,740
Ricardo.

2556
02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:38,840
Or something.

2557
02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:39,680
Martino.

2558
02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:40,520
Martismo.

2559
02:01:40,940 --> 02:01:41,000
Or.

2560
02:01:41,220 --> 02:01:41,500
Fucking.

2561
02:01:43,060 --> 02:01:43,580
Bartino.

2562
02:01:43,900 --> 02:01:43,940
Or.

2563
02:01:44,100 --> 02:01:45,360
Can't remember his name.

2564
02:01:45,500 --> 02:01:45,680
Was it.

2565
02:01:45,780 --> 02:01:46,060
Was it.

2566
02:01:46,620 --> 02:01:47,160
Was it.

2567
02:01:47,520 --> 02:01:47,920
Martismo.

2568
02:01:48,280 --> 02:01:48,320
Or.

2569
02:01:48,900 --> 02:01:49,240
Was it.

2570
02:01:51,540 --> 02:01:51,980
Zankito.

2571
02:01:52,360 --> 02:01:52,600
No.

2572
02:01:52,660 --> 02:01:53,440
That's a different kind of name.

2573
02:01:53,860 --> 02:01:54,640
One of those.

2574
02:01:54,700 --> 02:01:55,020
Anyway.

2575
02:01:55,300 --> 02:01:57,280
I made some reference to him being.

2576
02:01:57,800 --> 02:01:59,160
Going like a bat out of hell.

2577
02:01:59,340 --> 02:02:00,800
And him being from Colombia.

2578
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:02,760
And.

2579
02:02:03,220 --> 02:02:03,500
Ah.

2580
02:02:03,840 --> 02:02:03,940
Just.

2581
02:02:05,020 --> 02:02:05,340
Look.

2582
02:02:05,400 --> 02:02:06,280
I'm not going to repeat it.

2583
02:02:06,320 --> 02:02:07,860
Because I don't want to get taken off air.

2584
02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:08,240
But I mean.

2585
02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:08,460
Look.

2586
02:02:10,140 --> 02:02:12,460
I got a rap to the knuckles for that.

2587
02:02:13,920 --> 02:02:17,200
And afterwards, I was a bit down in the dumps.

2588
02:02:17,200 --> 02:02:20,700
I was crying into my fucking steam drinker.

2589
02:02:23,100 --> 02:02:28,280
Down at the Fallon and Byrne taste-off, which had alcoholic undertones to it.

2590
02:02:29,040 --> 02:02:31,880
And I remember Ryle Nugent came over.

2591
02:02:31,980 --> 02:02:38,100
He seen me and said, look, Connor, the tears, they're nice and salty,

2592
02:02:38,260 --> 02:02:40,640
but they're not going to compliment that beverage that you're drinking.

2593
02:02:41,440 --> 02:02:46,080
He noted that a couple of my teardrops had entered the glass at that stage.

2594
02:02:47,400 --> 02:02:52,360
But the Nugent ball just said, you're a fucking legend, Connor.

2595
02:02:53,560 --> 02:02:56,000
And that's all you got to think about.

2596
02:02:57,720 --> 02:02:59,540
And I think he was right as well, you know.

2597
02:02:59,880 --> 02:03:04,300
And with that, Ryle Nugent stuck a big spicy meatball in his mouth

2598
02:03:04,300 --> 02:03:08,380
and proceeded to ask me what I thought about the upcoming Six Nations.

2599
02:03:09,080 --> 02:03:12,900
But I couldn't understand him say Six Nations at the time because his mouth was full.

2600
02:03:13,320 --> 02:03:15,760
All I heard was, Six Nations.

2601
02:03:16,620 --> 02:03:19,940
And he kept saying Six Nations.

2602
02:03:21,140 --> 02:03:27,760
And I actually, yeah, I got a bit grossed out by the bits of meatball were coming out of his mouth as well.

2603
02:03:27,900 --> 02:03:30,180
I just walked off.

2604
02:03:30,760 --> 02:03:32,840
But I remember the sentiment of the night.

2605
02:03:33,020 --> 02:03:38,660
And I just got to say, Rylester, if you're watching, baby, thanks so much, man.

2606
02:03:38,960 --> 02:03:41,020
You picked me up when I was down.

2607
02:03:41,320 --> 02:03:42,020
And I was down.

2608
02:03:42,840 --> 02:03:43,520
I was down.

2609
02:03:44,960 --> 02:03:45,560
That's something.

2610
02:03:46,240 --> 02:03:47,420
Look at me now, Ryle.

2611
02:03:47,840 --> 02:03:48,580
Look at me now.

2612
02:03:48,680 --> 02:03:49,880
I mean, I'm first place.

2613
02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:51,040
Final lap.

2614
02:03:51,700 --> 02:03:52,560
Yunos Roadster.

2615
02:03:53,100 --> 02:03:55,120
You know how we do it, baby.

2616
02:03:55,240 --> 02:03:56,140
It's a gold trophy.

2617
02:03:56,280 --> 02:03:56,840
It's Mazda.

2618
02:03:57,320 --> 02:03:58,400
It's Ryle Nugent.

2619
02:03:58,840 --> 02:04:00,240
It's everything we've ever wanted.

2620
02:04:00,480 --> 02:04:01,460
Everything we've craved.

2621
02:04:01,640 --> 02:04:02,580
And now we've got it.

2622
02:04:05,960 --> 02:04:23,300
Titsy Mirbo, thanks so much.

2623
02:04:24,740 --> 02:04:26,340
And to everybody out there.

2624
02:04:28,520 --> 02:04:30,900
Hopefully everyone out there, you're having a nice night.

2625
02:04:30,900 --> 02:04:35,160
You're not too disturbed, scared, maybe.

2626
02:04:35,780 --> 02:04:36,440
Concerned?

2627
02:04:36,540 --> 02:04:36,960
Yes.

2628
02:04:38,480 --> 02:04:39,720
Yes, you should be, John.

2629
02:04:40,400 --> 02:04:41,740
You fucking should be concerned.

2630
02:04:42,260 --> 02:04:43,640
Because this...

2631
02:04:43,640 --> 02:04:44,880
Gardie took my CBD.

2632
02:04:45,120 --> 02:04:46,180
Thank you so much, man.

2633
02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:49,380
Nearly missed your streamage, big man.

2634
02:04:49,740 --> 02:04:55,160
Have to say, you're pulling off the face mask with a sense of cool, crisp, premium excellence.

2635
02:04:55,820 --> 02:04:57,780
Hope you're swimming in gold tropes.

2636
02:04:58,320 --> 02:04:58,980
You know, I am.

2637
02:05:00,020 --> 02:05:00,700
I am.

2638
02:05:00,700 --> 02:05:01,440
Thanks to you.

2639
02:05:01,940 --> 02:05:04,740
To every bloody one of you out there.

2640
02:05:06,580 --> 02:05:07,420
Thanks so much.

2641
02:05:07,480 --> 02:05:10,920
Because without you, I wouldn't be able to get the gold trophy.

2642
02:05:14,420 --> 02:05:16,980
You know, I mean, there's an argument there, say...

2643
02:05:16,980 --> 02:05:21,580
It's possible without you.

2644
02:05:22,000 --> 02:05:22,980
But I mean...

2645
02:05:22,980 --> 02:05:26,780
For now, for right here and now, for these...

2646
02:05:26,780 --> 02:05:30,600
For right, for this moment now, I want to say that it isn't possible.

2647
02:05:31,380 --> 02:05:32,000
Without you.

2648
02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:35,120
But, you know, there's a chance that it...

2649
02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:38,160
Sky of the Ski Vanski Vays.

2650
02:05:39,220 --> 02:05:46,660
36 laps remain here at Monza for the Magenti Morelli Allianz Grand Prix of Italy.

2651
02:05:47,060 --> 02:05:53,780
And it's Ruben's Barrichellos leading the race with an amazing aplomb.

2652
02:05:54,540 --> 02:05:55,620
And we had joy.

2653
02:05:55,680 --> 02:05:56,220
We had joy.

2654
02:05:56,300 --> 02:05:56,720
We had joy.

2655
02:05:56,820 --> 02:05:57,220
We had joy.

2656
02:05:57,300 --> 02:05:57,840
We had joy.

2657
02:05:57,840 --> 02:05:58,140
We had joy.

2658
02:05:58,220 --> 02:05:58,460
We had joy.

2659
02:05:58,460 --> 02:05:59,740
We had fun.

2660
02:06:00,280 --> 02:06:01,900
We had seasons in the sun.

2661
02:06:02,960 --> 02:06:04,460
But I'm afraid the joy couldn't last.

2662
02:06:05,260 --> 02:06:09,320
Because loopity-loop-banger busted out of class early and said,

2663
02:06:09,400 --> 02:06:11,660
Listen, guys, I'm only a kid now.

2664
02:06:12,760 --> 02:06:14,800
But you keep your eye on the ball.

2665
02:06:14,900 --> 02:06:17,760
In a few years' time, I'm going to be the greatest of all time.

2666
02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:18,400
The goat.

2667
02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:19,780
The male sheep.

2668
02:06:20,620 --> 02:06:22,160
But all that is for the fairies.

2669
02:06:22,400 --> 02:06:25,520
As we look at the standings at the moment, it's brought to you by Siemens.

2670
02:06:25,980 --> 02:06:27,060
It's Ruben's Barrichello.

2671
02:06:27,160 --> 02:06:29,080
Juan Pablo Montoya's nine seconds off the pace.

2672
02:06:29,580 --> 02:06:33,300
Michael, Ralph, Jean-Lacy, Kimi Räikkönen, Joss Verstappen.

2673
02:06:33,300 --> 02:06:38,520
It's a Vodafone-istic kind of race at the moment.

2674
02:06:38,640 --> 02:06:44,040
There's a lot of sand gravel, which has been shipped in by Sandmasters.ie.

2675
02:06:45,180 --> 02:06:49,600
Ireland's, and indeed Europe's, premier sand house.

2676
02:06:50,300 --> 02:06:51,200
And look at this now.

2677
02:06:51,860 --> 02:06:52,840
Miho Shumisher.

2678
02:06:54,460 --> 02:06:59,320
Miho Shumisher has gone into the pit shack for a new set of balloons.

2679
02:06:59,940 --> 02:07:01,700
He's taken a long time, though.

2680
02:07:01,700 --> 02:07:03,940
Eight-second pit shack maneuver.

2681
02:07:04,480 --> 02:07:06,200
It's a long time gone.

2682
02:07:06,720 --> 02:07:08,160
And I don't know what happened there.

2683
02:07:08,600 --> 02:07:12,300
It looked like somebody dropped the bollock on the balloon box.

2684
02:07:13,040 --> 02:07:18,360
And his right-side hatch puzzler was left splaying out in front of everyone to say.

2685
02:07:18,480 --> 02:07:20,560
People were turning around in disgust.

2686
02:07:20,740 --> 02:07:21,080
They were.

2687
02:07:21,880 --> 02:07:23,620
And I tell you something.

2688
02:07:24,680 --> 02:07:25,920
Ruben's Barrichello.

2689
02:07:26,600 --> 02:07:27,440
What's he on?

2690
02:07:27,940 --> 02:07:30,080
And we've got another Ferrari coming in now.

2691
02:07:30,080 --> 02:07:30,900
I beg your pardon.

2692
02:07:30,980 --> 02:07:31,460
It's not.

2693
02:07:32,160 --> 02:07:33,500
It's not a Ferrari.

2694
02:07:34,000 --> 02:07:35,700
And there's nobody there.

2695
02:07:36,040 --> 02:07:37,280
There's nobody there.

2696
02:07:37,380 --> 02:07:38,540
Nobody there either.

2697
02:07:39,240 --> 02:07:40,020
And who's this?

2698
02:07:40,860 --> 02:07:42,000
I don't know.

2699
02:07:42,200 --> 02:07:42,700
Connor.

2700
02:07:42,700 --> 02:07:44,040
We'll hear his.

2701
02:07:44,420 --> 02:07:48,120
Rive the Reeve Rarve Reeve Rays.

2702
02:07:48,120 --> 02:07:50,080
In a seven-foot buster.

2703
02:07:50,080 --> 02:07:53,500
With a crew crook's cramber.

2704
02:07:54,500 --> 02:08:01,120
Just balancing out the act at the back before your fucking front shifters go full lock on a tarmacadam big baller.

2705
02:08:01,860 --> 02:08:04,300
Have your hazards been checked yet?

2706
02:08:04,480 --> 02:08:07,240
If not, get over to Paris now.

2707
02:08:07,340 --> 02:08:09,780
There's an NCT center that has a lift working.

2708
02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:11,940
And you have to go abroad to get it.

2709
02:08:11,940 --> 02:08:13,240
It's just the way things are.

2710
02:08:13,240 --> 02:08:16,040
Outside the Brussels building.

2711
02:08:16,480 --> 02:08:19,500
You might find a few fucking dry shy politissimos.

2712
02:08:20,160 --> 02:08:21,740
Give them what's for.

2713
02:08:22,260 --> 02:08:25,580
Before stepping into your luxurious leather clad interior.

2714
02:08:26,580 --> 02:08:27,600
And revving up.

2715
02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:28,680
Ignorantly.

2716
02:08:29,620 --> 02:08:30,820
And fucking proudly.

2717
02:08:31,360 --> 02:08:35,940
Before hitting the winding alpinistic fucking turntablers.

2718
02:08:35,940 --> 02:08:37,920
Down in the Dolmites.

2719
02:08:38,500 --> 02:08:41,540
The Chamonix fucking Alsatianos.

2720
02:08:42,720 --> 02:08:44,200
All that stuff.

2721
02:08:44,280 --> 02:08:45,620
You know what I'm on about, yeah.

2722
02:08:46,040 --> 02:08:48,660
I shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you.

2723
02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:51,000
You're almost 38.

2724
02:09:01,140 --> 02:09:04,380
Welcome back guys to the Grey Goose Extraordinaire.

2725
02:09:06,000 --> 02:09:12,000
Another sojourn into the Gran Turismo world.

2726
02:09:12,140 --> 02:09:14,340
The Mazda Roadsters Cup race.

2727
02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:15,180
Final race.

2728
02:09:16,000 --> 02:09:17,500
We've done nothing but send.

2729
02:09:18,100 --> 02:09:19,260
In each and every event.

2730
02:09:20,540 --> 02:09:22,840
And this final one will be of no exception.

2731
02:09:24,700 --> 02:09:27,460
I've got the snarl of a lion.

2732
02:09:28,320 --> 02:09:29,480
I've got the heart.

2733
02:09:30,480 --> 02:09:31,600
Of Royal Nugent.

2734
02:09:34,180 --> 02:09:35,920
I have the sophistication.

2735
02:09:37,280 --> 02:09:39,080
Of a bottle of Grey Goose.

2736
02:09:41,920 --> 02:09:43,060
And what's more.

2737
02:09:46,560 --> 02:09:48,400
I have Connor Williams.

2738
02:09:50,800 --> 02:09:52,320
I am Connor Williams.

2739
02:09:53,220 --> 02:09:54,640
But I have him as well.

2740
02:09:54,840 --> 02:09:55,860
And just knowing that.

2741
02:09:55,980 --> 02:09:57,480
Knowing that I have his backing.

2742
02:09:57,620 --> 02:09:58,240
My backing.

2743
02:10:00,140 --> 02:10:02,340
Really makes things a lot easier for me.

2744
02:10:02,560 --> 02:10:03,700
So thanks very much Connor.

2745
02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:07,120
No problem Connor.

2746
02:10:08,020 --> 02:10:08,720
Anytime bud.

2747
02:10:09,840 --> 02:10:10,200
Anytime.

2748
02:10:12,200 --> 02:10:13,200
Thanks very much man.

2749
02:10:13,400 --> 02:10:13,960
Means a lot.

2750
02:10:15,260 --> 02:10:16,020
Hope you're well.

2751
02:10:16,240 --> 02:10:16,900
You're a good guy.

2752
02:10:17,100 --> 02:10:18,700
And I like the work that you do.

2753
02:10:19,040 --> 02:10:19,720
Thanks very much.

2754
02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:21,040
Thank you.

2755
02:10:21,520 --> 02:10:22,280
I appreciate that.

2756
02:10:23,140 --> 02:10:23,580
Now.

2757
02:10:24,300 --> 02:10:25,480
Let's get on to Zurich.

2758
02:10:26,080 --> 02:10:27,540
And sign on the dotted line here.

2759
02:10:27,740 --> 02:10:28,560
And come first.

2760
02:10:28,740 --> 02:10:29,520
And get that gold.

2761
02:10:29,860 --> 02:10:30,900
I agree with you Connor.

2762
02:10:31,000 --> 02:10:31,340
Good man.

2763
02:10:31,380 --> 02:10:32,140
Let's do this.

2764
02:10:32,280 --> 02:10:32,680
Go on.

2765
02:10:33,540 --> 02:10:34,060
Yes.

2766
02:10:34,620 --> 02:10:35,180
Yes.

2767
02:10:35,540 --> 02:10:36,180
Come on.

2768
02:10:36,800 --> 02:10:37,120
Woo.

2769
02:10:37,620 --> 02:10:38,200
Come on.

2770
02:10:40,720 --> 02:10:41,720
Tommy Bo.

2771
02:10:41,720 --> 02:10:42,160
Bo.

2772
02:10:42,160 --> 02:10:42,160
Bo.

2773
02:10:45,500 --> 02:10:46,600
Thank you very much.

2774
02:10:49,320 --> 02:10:50,180
Titsy Mirbo.

2775
02:10:50,320 --> 02:10:52,160
Gordy took my CBD.

2776
02:10:52,160 --> 02:10:52,720
And.

2777
02:10:55,120 --> 02:10:55,720
Tomas.

2778
02:10:56,960 --> 02:10:57,620
Bo.

2779
02:10:58,820 --> 02:11:00,020
The Bo man.

2780
02:11:00,580 --> 02:11:01,660
The Bo'son's whistle.

2781
02:11:02,660 --> 02:11:04,060
Tommy Bo'son's whistle.

2782
02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:07,200
J.

2783
02:11:07,200 --> 02:11:08,100
La Can.

2784
02:11:08,240 --> 02:11:09,040
Thank you very much.

2785
02:11:10,960 --> 02:11:11,520
Coronavirus.

2786
02:11:12,020 --> 02:11:12,280
Connor.

2787
02:11:12,440 --> 02:11:14,600
I'm thinking investment opportunity.

2788
02:11:18,240 --> 02:11:19,800
Can't wait to read.

2789
02:11:19,960 --> 02:11:20,720
Hear what you think.

2790
02:11:20,840 --> 02:11:21,100
What are you.

2791
02:11:21,240 --> 02:11:23,300
How are you going to market the coronavirus?

2792
02:11:25,400 --> 02:11:27,540
I'm watching this world crisis.

2793
02:11:27,720 --> 02:11:28,780
With thousands of people.

2794
02:11:29,960 --> 02:11:31,500
Falling prey to the.

2795
02:11:32,480 --> 02:11:33,360
Horrible new.

2796
02:11:33,760 --> 02:11:34,640
Mutated virus.

2797
02:11:34,760 --> 02:11:36,440
Which has come out of the Wuhan province.

2798
02:11:37,200 --> 02:11:37,760
Believably.

2799
02:11:38,260 --> 02:11:40,340
Started down at the fish market down there.

2800
02:11:41,060 --> 02:11:41,780
Couple of those little.

2801
02:11:41,960 --> 02:11:42,940
Japanese fishies.

2802
02:11:43,920 --> 02:11:45,320
Had a few parasites on them.

2803
02:11:45,380 --> 02:11:46,280
Or something or other.

2804
02:11:46,360 --> 02:11:46,960
I'm not sure.

2805
02:11:47,860 --> 02:11:48,160
But.

2806
02:11:49,060 --> 02:11:50,320
That's where it all began.

2807
02:11:51,320 --> 02:11:54,240
And you're trying to think of an investment opportunity out of this.

2808
02:11:55,240 --> 02:11:58,280
So much room for profiteering.

2809
02:11:59,020 --> 02:12:00,900
Vulnerability equals opportunity.

2810
02:12:01,900 --> 02:12:03,360
Get out there and sell.

2811
02:12:03,500 --> 02:12:03,700
Sell.

2812
02:12:03,840 --> 02:12:04,100
Sell.

2813
02:12:04,200 --> 02:12:06,260
While the market is fertile.

2814
02:12:07,260 --> 02:12:07,600
Okay.

2815
02:12:12,040 --> 02:12:13,080
No one knows.

2816
02:12:13,480 --> 02:12:16,700
No one knows what the coronavirus is capable of just yet.

2817
02:12:17,060 --> 02:12:18,500
There's a lot of people shit scared of it.

2818
02:12:19,140 --> 02:12:19,820
I believe.

2819
02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:21,640
We sit down tomorrow.

2820
02:12:21,760 --> 02:12:22,140
Myself.

2821
02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:22,640
Yourself.

2822
02:12:23,280 --> 02:12:24,000
Sondacola.

2823
02:12:24,140 --> 02:12:24,460
Nan.

2824
02:12:25,080 --> 02:12:25,980
Oh.

2825
02:12:27,660 --> 02:12:29,560
Just overcooked that last turn off.

2826
02:12:32,260 --> 02:12:33,240
There we go.

2827
02:12:33,340 --> 02:12:33,920
There we go.

2828
02:12:33,920 --> 02:12:35,100
Sondacola Nan.

2829
02:12:35,540 --> 02:12:37,000
Ivan Butler Yates.

2830
02:12:37,740 --> 02:12:38,300
Matt Cooper.

2831
02:12:39,140 --> 02:12:41,920
We'll head down to Matt's interracial spice bag extravaganza.

2832
02:12:43,000 --> 02:12:44,960
Which is opened up on Dawson Street.

2833
02:12:46,540 --> 02:12:47,760
It's invite only.

2834
02:12:47,760 --> 02:12:48,820
But we can get you in.

2835
02:12:49,120 --> 02:12:53,060
And we'll talk about how this coronavirus is going to go from scary little thing.

2836
02:12:53,740 --> 02:12:53,900
To.

2837
02:12:54,060 --> 02:12:54,200
Oh.

2838
02:12:54,260 --> 02:12:55,120
I want to buy that.

2839
02:12:55,620 --> 02:12:57,180
Where can I buy that?

2840
02:12:57,880 --> 02:12:58,260
Is it.

2841
02:12:58,440 --> 02:12:59,280
Can you get it on Amazon?

2842
02:12:59,760 --> 02:13:00,760
We want to go from that?

2843
02:13:00,760 --> 02:13:01,220
We want to go from that to that.

2844
02:13:01,300 --> 02:13:01,900
Those are the two.

2845
02:13:02,180 --> 02:13:04,240
Those are the two vibes that we're going from.

2846
02:13:04,400 --> 02:13:05,080
We're going from.

2847
02:13:05,600 --> 02:13:06,000
Oh.

2848
02:13:06,440 --> 02:13:06,600
To.

2849
02:13:07,500 --> 02:13:07,880
Oh.

2850
02:13:08,680 --> 02:13:09,580
That's all right though.

2851
02:13:09,640 --> 02:13:09,820
Yeah.

2852
02:13:09,880 --> 02:13:10,280
Buy that.

2853
02:13:10,360 --> 02:13:10,520
Yeah.

2854
02:13:11,340 --> 02:13:14,020
That's how you vibe things.

2855
02:13:14,800 --> 02:13:16,620
You have to get into the mind of the consumer.

2856
02:13:17,680 --> 02:13:19,340
It's scary at the moment.

2857
02:13:19,760 --> 02:13:22,140
Maybe play on those fears that they have.

2858
02:13:23,980 --> 02:13:30,340
They don't want to be in a kind of ET scenario where a load of scientists come into your house

2859
02:13:30,340 --> 02:13:34,480
and then fucking put a big ball around it like it's being fumigated.

2860
02:13:35,300 --> 02:13:38,140
Then you're stuck in there like an alien who's just landed.

2861
02:13:39,020 --> 02:13:40,280
Because that's how they're treating you.

2862
02:13:41,180 --> 02:13:41,840
these places.

2863
02:13:41,980 --> 02:13:43,060
You end up in quarantine.

2864
02:13:44,900 --> 02:13:48,140
With a gaggle of tourists from other places in the world.

2865
02:13:48,240 --> 02:13:48,800
You're in a hotel.

2866
02:13:49,020 --> 02:13:49,580
Next thing you're in.

2867
02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:50,420
You're in Tenerife.

2868
02:13:50,860 --> 02:13:53,120
Like my good mate Zonad is at the moment.

2869
02:13:53,640 --> 02:13:55,240
Going out of his balloon.

2870
02:13:56,540 --> 02:14:04,120
While these absolute clue clue cachookers come in with their needles.

2871
02:14:04,880 --> 02:14:05,820
Their pills.

2872
02:14:07,000 --> 02:14:08,060
Their face masks.

2873
02:14:09,440 --> 02:14:11,020
It's an intimidating scenario.

2874
02:14:11,020 --> 02:14:15,100
Not one you'd want to be part of at any moment in your lifespan.

2875
02:14:15,320 --> 02:14:17,200
And I'm tearing the arse out of this truck.

2876
02:14:17,300 --> 02:14:17,980
We need to get...

2877
02:14:17,980 --> 02:14:18,780
Look who's ahead of us.

2878
02:14:20,240 --> 02:14:20,720
Balesteros.

2879
02:14:22,720 --> 02:14:23,840
The Spaniard.

2880
02:14:25,440 --> 02:14:28,740
Well it's time to Fandango Balesteros.

2881
02:14:28,740 --> 02:14:29,740
See you later.

2882
02:14:29,740 --> 02:14:31,400
Connor's in town.

2883
02:14:31,400 --> 02:14:32,580
Oh no.

2884
02:14:32,580 --> 02:14:33,080
Oh no.

2885
02:14:33,080 --> 02:14:34,680
We're going right off.

2886
02:14:34,900 --> 02:14:35,140
Fuck.

2887
02:14:37,140 --> 02:14:38,340
Balesteros you bastard.

2888
02:14:39,100 --> 02:14:39,900
We need to get him.

2889
02:14:41,900 --> 02:14:43,720
We can't let Balesteros win.

2890
02:14:43,720 --> 02:14:45,020
He's so far away at the moment.

2891
02:14:46,300 --> 02:14:48,860
Fucking bastard Balesteros.

2892
02:14:51,860 --> 02:14:54,180
Carlos Balesteros.

2893
02:14:55,020 --> 02:14:56,120
I'll tell you something.

2894
02:14:56,120 --> 02:14:57,720
We're going to beat this guy Carlos.

2895
02:14:57,720 --> 02:15:00,000
And we'll take his car off him.

2896
02:15:00,100 --> 02:15:01,560
Then he really will be Carlos.

2897
02:15:02,200 --> 02:15:03,780
Because he'll have no car.

2898
02:15:05,780 --> 02:15:09,440
He'll have to just balester his way out to Balentier on the 16.

2899
02:15:11,200 --> 02:15:14,240
Fuck you.

2900
02:15:17,480 --> 02:15:19,840
That's actually a professional way you take corners.

2901
02:15:20,060 --> 02:15:22,000
Lewis the Loubity Loubanger Hamilton.

2902
02:15:23,280 --> 02:15:23,980
Said Connor.

2903
02:15:24,160 --> 02:15:25,520
When you take those hard turns.

2904
02:15:25,660 --> 02:15:26,640
You need to just shout.

2905
02:15:26,800 --> 02:15:27,440
Fuck you.

2906
02:15:27,600 --> 02:15:28,180
At the bend.

2907
02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:30,820
And you get a little bit of spring.

2908
02:15:30,980 --> 02:15:32,580
Little bit of pep in your step.

2909
02:15:33,100 --> 02:15:34,300
Which you didn't have before.

2910
02:15:35,080 --> 02:15:35,740
I said Lou.

2911
02:15:35,940 --> 02:15:37,080
You're a fucking genius.

2912
02:15:37,880 --> 02:15:38,820
Said thanks very much Connor.

2913
02:15:39,100 --> 02:15:40,120
You're a great man yourself.

2914
02:15:40,200 --> 02:15:40,680
And I love you.

2915
02:15:40,680 --> 02:15:41,820
I said.

2916
02:15:42,000 --> 02:15:42,320
Oh.

2917
02:15:42,560 --> 02:15:44,100
You don't have to love me man.

2918
02:15:44,360 --> 02:15:46,280
Just fucking know that I'm your godfather.

2919
02:15:46,400 --> 02:15:47,040
And I'm here for you.

2920
02:15:47,400 --> 02:15:47,680
No.

2921
02:15:49,880 --> 02:15:52,860
Don't make me end the night on a silver Balesteros.

2922
02:15:54,980 --> 02:15:56,760
Don't fuck with me Balesteros.

2923
02:15:56,760 --> 02:15:57,280
Oh.

2924
02:16:08,120 --> 02:16:09,120
Strain the spuds.

2925
02:16:09,280 --> 02:16:10,140
Thank you very much.

2926
02:16:10,140 --> 02:16:12,320
Thank you very much.

2927
02:16:13,460 --> 02:16:14,320
There you see.

2928
02:16:14,680 --> 02:16:16,040
Carlos Balesteros.

2929
02:16:16,120 --> 02:16:16,800
The Spaniard.

2930
02:16:16,860 --> 02:16:17,700
In first place.

2931
02:16:17,760 --> 02:16:18,400
In a total time.

2932
02:16:18,500 --> 02:16:19,160
4.59.

2933
02:16:19,660 --> 02:16:20,320
4.14.

2934
02:16:23,600 --> 02:16:26,440
A few nice things we got there from the men who made the game.

2935
02:16:26,440 --> 02:16:27,440
Conor Williams in second.

2936
02:16:27,440 --> 02:16:28,380
Conor Williams in second.

2937
02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:28,400
And Connor Williams in second.

2938
02:16:28,400 --> 02:16:31,260
Less than a second behind Balesteros.

2939
02:16:31,260 --> 02:16:32,260
Jesus Christ.

2940
02:16:34,100 --> 02:16:35,720
Marty the Frenchman in third.

2941
02:16:36,340 --> 02:16:38,260
Bazile the Italian dreamer.

2942
02:16:38,340 --> 02:16:39,500
Hopefully he has one of these on.

2943
02:16:39,980 --> 02:16:44,000
Because that's where the C-Virus is doing its nasty little business at the moment.

2944
02:16:44,540 --> 02:16:46,560
Tell you, I was over there last week in Tuscany.

2945
02:16:47,200 --> 02:16:55,300
I was trying to source some Chianti to pour over the newly crafted rubber tires I'd shipped over from Japan.

2946
02:16:56,580 --> 02:16:58,460
They're Pirellis, I know.

2947
02:16:58,460 --> 02:17:04,540
But I have them maids in Italy, then shipped to Japan just to be overseen by a few friends of mine.

2948
02:17:04,640 --> 02:17:05,460
They give it the okay.

2949
02:17:05,700 --> 02:17:06,860
Then we get it back to Tuscany.

2950
02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:09,580
Logistically, it's a fucking nightmare.

2951
02:17:09,920 --> 02:17:10,740
I'm not going to lie.

2952
02:17:11,040 --> 02:17:12,120
And it's costing me.

2953
02:17:12,620 --> 02:17:14,160
It's costing me big time.

2954
02:17:14,900 --> 02:17:21,480
But once I get that back to Tuscany, I can pour the 25-year-old Chianti over the tires.

2955
02:17:21,480 --> 02:17:31,880
And just watch that fucking lovely grape juice flow through the treads and little zones that you get in the tire.

2956
02:17:32,620 --> 02:17:36,560
Then we collect it in a runoff at the bottom of the tire.

2957
02:17:37,560 --> 02:17:43,620
And that infuses the wine with a lovely, lovely rubbery, tireistic notes.

2958
02:17:44,660 --> 02:17:51,760
And, you know, it's just, it's so exquisite.

2959
02:17:53,360 --> 02:17:55,640
You literally have no idea.

2960
02:17:58,460 --> 02:17:59,920
You really don't.

2961
02:18:01,360 --> 02:18:07,000
And it's a waste of time fucking explaining it to you.

2962
02:18:07,000 --> 02:18:14,880
Rive the river of riveraise in a seven-foot buster with a crew crook's cramber.

2963
02:18:16,280 --> 02:18:31,300
Yeah, unfortunately, we awoke today to the sad news that the Carnivalissimo, the Venice Carnival, which was in full swing here.

2964
02:18:32,100 --> 02:18:36,460
In the Venetian region of Italy.

2965
02:18:37,460 --> 02:18:41,460
The mask parade is not on.

2966
02:18:41,600 --> 02:18:43,620
Yeah, the Venice Carnival is finished.

2967
02:18:43,860 --> 02:18:45,280
It's a no-go.

2968
02:18:46,040 --> 02:18:49,240
The corona virus has stopped everything in its tracks.

2969
02:18:49,860 --> 02:18:59,120
That means that we have to go another year, a full year, without all the joy that the Venice Carnival brings.

2970
02:18:59,500 --> 02:19:08,880
Whether it's men, strange men clutching crystal balls, wearing old-fashioned kind of just daft old masks.

2971
02:19:09,600 --> 02:19:12,020
Women with rich bouquets of flowers.

2972
02:19:12,860 --> 02:19:14,720
Again, with daft masks.

2973
02:19:15,280 --> 02:19:21,140
I was looking forward to the guy who comes out with the daft mask who has a violin.

2974
02:19:21,940 --> 02:19:22,800
But he doesn't play it.

2975
02:19:23,620 --> 02:19:24,680
But it's something different.

2976
02:19:25,240 --> 02:19:29,800
And there was another daft masker with a fucking great sequin job.

2977
02:19:29,960 --> 02:19:34,960
And a lovely little dragon which has been stitched into it.

2978
02:19:35,780 --> 02:19:39,640
Some other pretentious gaggle of pretenders.

2979
02:19:40,280 --> 02:19:42,180
We were wearing kind of wedding white.

2980
02:19:43,360 --> 02:19:47,280
A flamboyant Elton John Peacock teal nightmare.

2981
02:19:48,060 --> 02:19:52,140
Was doing the rounds along the San Marco de Piazzo.

2982
02:19:52,460 --> 02:19:54,180
Earlier on giving waves as well.

2983
02:19:54,640 --> 02:19:55,440
He was...

2984
02:19:55,440 --> 02:20:05,380
It's been a Grey Goose.

2985
02:20:06,200 --> 02:20:09,660
Connor Williams, Connor Virus, Coronavirus kind of night.

2986
02:20:10,760 --> 02:20:13,440
A lot of gold in the cabinet, baby.

2987
02:20:13,880 --> 02:20:14,660
A lot of gold.

2988
02:20:15,220 --> 02:20:15,780
Yes.

2989
02:20:16,340 --> 02:20:16,940
Yes.

2990
02:20:17,300 --> 02:20:17,940
Come on.

2991
02:20:18,560 --> 02:20:18,880
Woo.

2992
02:20:19,160 --> 02:20:19,940
Come on.

2993
02:20:20,480 --> 02:20:21,180
A lot of gold.

2994
02:20:21,180 --> 02:20:23,700
I want to show you the trophies before I go here.

2995
02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:26,020
Where are we going?

2996
02:20:33,060 --> 02:20:34,040
There you go.

2997
02:20:35,380 --> 02:20:36,320
Autopolis, troph.

2998
02:20:36,660 --> 02:20:37,800
Not a gold, it's a silver.

2999
02:20:38,780 --> 02:20:39,660
Tokyo, gold.

3000
02:20:39,940 --> 02:20:41,000
Blue Moon Bay, gold.

3001
02:20:41,620 --> 02:20:42,760
Sukuba, gold.

3002
02:20:43,340 --> 02:20:44,360
Magior, silver.

3003
02:20:45,560 --> 02:20:47,260
Willow Springs, gold.

3004
02:20:47,420 --> 02:20:48,820
And you can't see there behind me.

3005
02:20:49,200 --> 02:20:49,980
Fucking Kyoto.

3006
02:20:52,460 --> 02:20:53,480
Kyoto, gold.

3007
02:20:53,480 --> 02:20:55,360
You know.

3008
02:20:55,900 --> 02:20:57,520
That's what people are saying.

3009
02:20:57,780 --> 02:20:58,820
That's what people are seeing.

3010
02:20:58,940 --> 02:20:59,900
That's what people are watching.

3011
02:21:00,900 --> 02:21:03,120
A pure trophy cabinet of joy.

3012
02:21:04,140 --> 02:21:08,180
And I often bring people to see my trophies whenever they're in my house.

3013
02:21:09,180 --> 02:21:09,480
You know.

3014
02:21:09,640 --> 02:21:11,480
I know that I'm only a moment away from...

3015
02:21:12,620 --> 02:21:15,300
I'm only moments away from busting out the Kyoto.

3016
02:21:16,360 --> 02:21:17,300
And showing them that.

3017
02:21:17,300 --> 02:21:19,840
Then I'll hit them with the old Willow Springs.

3018
02:21:21,720 --> 02:21:22,220
If I'm feeling...

3019
02:21:22,220 --> 02:21:24,600
If I'm feeling a little bit...

3020
02:21:24,600 --> 02:21:26,060
A little bit Steve.

3021
02:21:26,600 --> 02:21:29,240
Then I'll bust out the Sukuba gold.

3022
02:21:31,560 --> 02:21:33,600
And if we've gone that far...

3023
02:21:33,600 --> 02:21:35,500
I might as well take out the Blue Moon...

3024
02:21:35,500 --> 02:21:37,240
The Tokyo Express and the Autopolis.

3025
02:21:37,640 --> 02:21:39,120
Let them ponder on that.

3026
02:21:39,420 --> 02:21:40,660
And think about...

3027
02:21:40,660 --> 02:21:42,940
How that can...

3028
02:21:42,940 --> 02:21:43,900
Help them in life.

3029
02:21:45,980 --> 02:21:46,980
Either through...

3030
02:21:46,980 --> 02:21:46,980
Either through...

3031
02:21:46,980 --> 02:21:47,980
Business...

3032
02:21:47,980 --> 02:21:47,980
Business...

3033
02:21:49,440 --> 02:21:49,980
Pleasure...

3034
02:21:50,980 --> 02:21:51,980
Driving...

3035
02:21:52,700 --> 02:21:53,980
Pension plans...

3036
02:21:54,860 --> 02:21:55,500
Grey Goose...

3037
02:21:55,500 --> 02:21:56,980
High Class Vodka...

3038
02:21:57,740 --> 02:21:58,980
San Pellegrino...

3039
02:22:00,440 --> 02:22:02,480
Whatever you want.

3040
02:22:03,560 --> 02:22:05,940
It's a life lesson from Connor Williams.

3041
02:22:06,240 --> 02:22:07,200
That's where it's been tonight.

3042
02:22:07,320 --> 02:22:08,840
Yet another life lesson.

3043
02:22:09,120 --> 02:22:10,360
And I want to say...

3044
02:22:10,360 --> 02:22:11,940
Thanks so much...

3045
02:22:11,940 --> 02:22:12,660
For tuning in.

3046
02:22:13,660 --> 02:22:14,620
And...

3047
02:22:14,620 --> 02:22:15,580
Just going with the flow.

3048
02:22:16,400 --> 02:22:17,720
You're a good set of...

3049
02:22:17,720 --> 02:22:18,000
People.

3050
02:22:18,440 --> 02:22:19,020
And...

3051
02:22:19,020 --> 02:22:20,480
Your heart's in the right place.

3052
02:22:22,480 --> 02:22:24,100
Your heart's in the right place.

3053
02:22:24,500 --> 02:22:25,180
I know that.

3054
02:22:25,560 --> 02:22:26,020
I know that.

3055
02:22:27,020 --> 02:22:27,880
So good night.

3056
02:22:28,500 --> 02:22:29,100
God bless.

3057
02:22:30,320 --> 02:22:30,960
Sit tight.

3058
02:22:31,820 --> 02:22:32,340
So what?

3059
02:22:33,260 --> 02:22:33,740
Yes?

3060
02:22:34,340 --> 02:22:34,860
Yes!

3061
02:22:35,240 --> 02:22:35,880
Come on!

3062
02:22:36,480 --> 02:22:36,800
Woo!

3063
02:22:37,160 --> 02:22:37,860
Come on!

3064
02:22:38,220 --> 02:22:38,540
I should...

3065
02:22:38,540 --> 02:22:39,820
Before I go actually...

3066
02:22:39,820 --> 02:22:40,860
San Deco Lanan...

3067
02:22:42,300 --> 02:22:45,080
Has not only his own beachwear range...

3068
02:22:45,080 --> 02:22:46,520
We did show you this last week.

3069
02:22:46,780 --> 02:22:48,960
Get on that if you're going on holidays this summer.

3070
02:22:49,080 --> 02:22:49,540
I mean...

3071
02:22:49,540 --> 02:22:51,720
Coronavirus is going to prevent a lot of travelling.

3072
02:22:52,600 --> 02:22:53,220
But if you're...

3073
02:22:53,220 --> 02:22:54,100
If you're going somewhere...

3074
02:22:54,100 --> 02:22:54,760
Get on that.

3075
02:22:55,380 --> 02:22:55,860
Also...

3076
02:22:56,720 --> 02:22:58,140
Last week we couldn't get it to you...

3077
02:22:58,140 --> 02:22:58,700
Because the...

3078
02:22:58,700 --> 02:23:00,800
The preliminaries hadn't been drawn up.

3079
02:23:00,820 --> 02:23:01,480
But here we go.

3080
02:23:02,320 --> 02:23:03,820
Grey Goose Tamagotchi guys.

3081
02:23:04,220 --> 02:23:04,980
It's coming back.

3082
02:23:05,400 --> 02:23:06,440
Maria Walsh.

3083
02:23:07,360 --> 02:23:07,720
MEP.

3084
02:23:08,800 --> 02:23:11,000
Just got off the plane from Brussels earlier.

3085
02:23:11,840 --> 02:23:14,240
She has a fuck ton of these.

3086
02:23:14,480 --> 02:23:15,120
In a box.

3087
02:23:16,720 --> 02:23:17,240
And...

3088
02:23:17,240 --> 02:23:18,560
They're limited edition.

3089
02:23:20,540 --> 02:23:21,960
Get on to Maria Walsh.

3090
02:23:22,000 --> 02:23:22,480
She's on...

3091
02:23:22,480 --> 02:23:23,160
She's on Twitter.

3092
02:23:23,380 --> 02:23:24,380
Get on to her about that.

3093
02:23:24,460 --> 02:23:25,560
Or get on to her...

3094
02:23:25,560 --> 02:23:26,420
Whatever...

3095
02:23:26,420 --> 02:23:27,340
Through other channels.

3096
02:23:27,400 --> 02:23:27,860
I'm not sure.

3097
02:23:28,340 --> 02:23:29,220
Ask her about them.

3098
02:23:29,420 --> 02:23:29,920
Tell...

3099
02:23:29,920 --> 02:23:30,960
Say you've...

3100
02:23:30,960 --> 02:23:32,460
Use the key code.

3101
02:23:33,500 --> 02:23:34,820
Quote the key code.

3102
02:23:36,300 --> 02:23:36,780
Consgoose.

3103
02:23:38,520 --> 02:23:40,720
You should receive yours in the post then.

3104
02:23:40,940 --> 02:23:42,560
She accepts all kinds of...

3105
02:23:42,560 --> 02:23:42,980
Cards.

3106
02:23:44,120 --> 02:23:44,640
Crypto.

3107
02:23:45,120 --> 02:23:45,480
Check.

3108
02:23:47,400 --> 02:23:48,140
Whatever you need.

3109
02:23:48,260 --> 02:23:49,960
She's very good like that.

3110
02:23:50,040 --> 02:23:51,120
She's very good like that.

3111
02:23:51,240 --> 02:23:53,440
She has someone monitoring her money for herself.

3112
02:23:53,960 --> 02:23:54,880
All the best guys.

3113
02:23:55,040 --> 02:23:55,740
We'll see you later.

3114
02:23:56,740 --> 02:23:57,300
Yeah.

3115
02:23:57,300 --> 02:23:57,780
Unfortunately...

3116
02:23:58,560 --> 02:24:00,140
We awoke today.

3117
02:24:01,140 --> 02:24:04,780
Welcome back to Monza here for the Italian Grand Prix.

3118
02:24:04,980 --> 02:24:07,100
And it's Rubens Barrichello's leading.

3119
02:24:07,300 --> 02:24:09,140
That's Juan Pablo Montoya at the moment.

3120
02:24:09,780 --> 02:24:11,960
Barrichello's due a pitch-shack maneuver soon enough.

3121
02:24:12,020 --> 02:24:12,980
Hopefully we can go over that.

3122
02:24:13,440 --> 02:24:14,340
That's 2002.

3123
02:24:14,920 --> 02:24:18,660
Not even a year since the World Trade Center was attacked by a gang of terrorists.

3124
02:24:19,240 --> 02:24:20,680
Who'd commandeered.

3125
02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:22,320
Commercial jetliner.

3126
02:24:22,820 --> 02:24:27,420
What can Rubens Barrichello do now in the pitch-shack as he slips in centrally?

3127
02:24:28,020 --> 02:24:31,180
And each of the four Bang Brothers slips on a new set of balloons.

3128
02:24:31,780 --> 02:24:34,760
While someone with a big pipe inserts it.

3129
02:24:35,360 --> 02:24:39,860
And just sprays loads into his carbine box shift.

3130
02:24:41,400 --> 02:24:42,520
16 seconds.

3131
02:24:43,300 --> 02:24:44,180
Jesus, lads.

3132
02:24:44,460 --> 02:24:45,920
Could have done without the foreplay.

3133
02:24:46,140 --> 02:24:50,340
And that was one of the longest pitch-shacks we've ever camp-arried in our Siemens.

3134
02:24:51,140 --> 02:24:51,480
Cannon.

3135
02:24:52,000 --> 02:24:53,360
What about Vodafone and Fosters?

3136
02:24:53,940 --> 02:24:54,920
They're great guys.

3137
02:24:55,660 --> 02:24:57,660
Unlimited sponsorship deals.

3138
02:24:58,300 --> 02:24:58,780
Plenty.

3139
02:24:59,700 --> 02:25:00,980
But want to tell you something.

3140
02:25:01,460 --> 02:25:04,040
There's a lot of hustling and harrying going on at the moment.

3141
02:25:04,400 --> 02:25:08,400
And I think I'm actually going to change my name soon enough to Harry Hustle.

3142
02:25:08,720 --> 02:25:15,760
You're all invited to the name-changing ceremony, which should take place soon enough after the race.

3143
02:25:16,800 --> 02:25:20,300
Montoya will give the go-ahead on whether or not you're allowed to go.

3144
02:25:20,300 --> 02:25:22,320
It's all down to Wham-Pob.

3145
02:25:23,000 --> 02:25:25,460
But look, we'll see how we get on.

3146
02:25:25,680 --> 02:25:28,200
You don't know how this is going to turn out tomorrow.

3147
02:25:28,320 --> 02:25:29,360
That's the beauty of F1.

3148
02:25:29,740 --> 02:25:30,860
It's the beauty of Micka Hakkinen.

3149
02:25:31,220 --> 02:25:33,280
It's the beauty of Heinz Harald Frensen.

3150
02:25:33,620 --> 02:25:37,220
And it's Tim O'Hinds baked beans, which he keeps in his back pocket.

3151
02:25:37,220 --> 02:25:40,900
Even when racing, it really obstructs his hours from sitting on the seat.

3152
02:25:40,900 --> 02:25:43,000
It's not good and it's very unsafe.

3153
02:25:43,000 --> 02:25:45,900
But he does it anyway because that's who he is.

3154
02:25:45,900 --> 02:25:47,180
And look at this.

3155
02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:51,000
We can see each of the four Bang Brothers had the balloon on.

3156
02:25:51,000 --> 02:25:53,380
But where was the main pipe, man?

3157
02:25:53,920 --> 02:25:57,780
It's probably one of the worst pipe insertion methods we've ever witnessed here.

3158
02:25:57,840 --> 02:25:58,440
And look at this.

3159
02:25:58,840 --> 02:26:00,600
Micka Hakkinen, the McLaren, has gone.

3160
02:26:00,780 --> 02:26:06,160
Scoopity-boo-boo right on the side of the Mangaziani Plagioni.

3161
02:26:06,700 --> 02:26:12,720
Italian cylinder men have gestured over to a little fucking dump trucker.

3162
02:26:13,060 --> 02:26:16,420
And he's coming over now to pick him up and splice him back into the pit shack.

3163
02:26:16,500 --> 02:26:17,240
It's Merlot.

3164
02:26:18,080 --> 02:26:18,820
And look at that.

3165
02:26:19,000 --> 02:26:19,120
Woo!

3166
02:26:19,960 --> 02:26:22,920
It's a real great Foster's Vodafone.

3167
02:26:23,200 --> 02:26:23,840
It's all here.

3168
02:26:23,920 --> 02:26:24,740
It's all to play for us.

3169
02:26:24,740 --> 02:26:27,340
We go to Rubensburg, Helena, on the Ferrari on the yacht board.

3170
02:26:27,440 --> 02:26:33,220
He's in third place as he comes into the Giazzi Cantaculi, just where Micka Hakkinen went fuck, fuck.

3171
02:26:33,580 --> 02:26:34,620
And look at this now.

3172
02:26:34,880 --> 02:26:36,280
It's a demonic devil.

3173
02:26:36,760 --> 02:26:37,700
Driving fast.

3174
02:26:37,940 --> 02:26:40,300
And I don't know where I'm going anymore.

3175
02:26:40,860 --> 02:26:43,020
I don't know where I'm going anymore.

3176
02:26:43,160 --> 02:26:44,480
I want to go home.

3177
02:26:44,920 --> 02:26:49,120
Stay with us here on 2 as we take a look back on the week that was in Carrickstown.

3178
02:26:49,420 --> 02:26:49,840
Next.

3179
02:26:51,560 --> 02:26:55,140
I've got nothing to say to any of you.

3180
02:26:55,840 --> 02:26:58,220
Except, what are you doing?

3181
02:26:59,220 --> 02:27:01,980
Have you everything in order with your life?

3182
02:27:03,520 --> 02:27:06,160
Did you visit the Coliseum for inspiration yet?

3183
02:27:06,160 --> 02:27:08,960
If not, do it now, Bucket.

3184
02:27:08,960 --> 02:27:11,240
Ryanair have got some shitty seat sail on.

3185
02:27:11,300 --> 02:27:15,300
If you want to fly in a little plastic gooser, get yourself over there.

3186
02:27:16,360 --> 02:27:18,540
And fucking see how things were.

3187
02:27:18,540 --> 02:27:22,860
After that, take a spin through the Glade.

3188
02:27:23,600 --> 02:27:24,680
Tell them I sent you.

3189
02:27:24,680 --> 02:27:29,100
Tell them I sent you.

3190
02:27:29,100 --> 02:27:38,900
And then, and then, will they transport your old car all the way over to Ireland.

3191
02:27:38,900 --> 02:27:41,500
Ireland.

3192
02:27:42,300 --> 02:27:44,020
Ireland.

3193
02:27:45,020 --> 02:27:48,560
Together, standing tall.

3194
02:27:49,820 --> 02:27:53,720
Shoulder to shoulder.

3195
02:27:54,720 --> 02:27:58,500
We'll answer Ireland's call.

3196
02:27:58,500 --> 02:28:00,560
you

3197
02:28:00,560 --> 02:28:02,620
you

3198
02:28:02,620 --> 02:28:04,680
you

3199
02:28:04,680 --> 02:28:06,740
you

3200
02:28:06,740 --> 02:28:08,800
you

3201
02:28:08,800 --> 02:28:10,860
you

3202
02:28:10,860 --> 02:28:40,840
Thank you.
